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Uncle Bob

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Since: Nov 11, 2007
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(Msg. 1) Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:41 am
Post subject: Fat people, genetic manipulation and extinct reptiles
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I think i found the solution for those who are obese.

Most things in life are so easy, that we developed a tendency to overlook
them.

I discovered the gene that made the sail on the Dimetrodons back grow, and
find a way to implement that gene into those who are obese.

http://images.google.nl/imgres?imgurl=http://psychosaurus.com/dino/ima.../dimetr

The sail will dramatically increase the bodys mass:surface ratio,. and as a
result, fat people can burn calories while watching As the World Turns, or
Days of Our Lives.

Okay, sitting on a couch with that thing on your back might be a little
uncomfortable, but i never said the concept was allready perfect.

But i am working on it.

I think we are talking Nobel prize material here.

Pretty soon, the fat people will be extinct, just as the Dimetrodons.
But, we can still watch pictures, of course.

--
Uncle Bob

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