maximum fat loss per day

External Since: Apr 15, 2006 Posts: 934

"Steve Freides" <steve.RemoveThis@fridayscomputer.com> wrote:
>"Frog W" <frogs.RemoveThis@the.pond> wrote:
>> David Cohen wrote:
>>> "asdf" <qjohnny2000.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote
>>>> How would you go about losing the most amount of fat in 10 hours ?
>>>
>>> Liposuction.
>>>
>>>> What should you keep your heart rate at ?
>>>
>>> Under general anesthesia, about 60.
>>>
>>>> What should you drink
>>>
>>> Nothing for about 12 hours pre op.
>>>
>>>> I imagine gatorade or something to keep hydrated and keep enough
>>>> calories
>>>> around to help burn the fat ?
>>>
>>> "Imagine" is the right word.
>>>
>> If anybody wants to know why people don't ask questions in this group
>> anymore, all they have to do is look at YOUR responses. Is there any
>> chance you could find something else to do with your time?
>
>If anybody wants to know why people who ask questions in this newsgroup
>are generally idiots, all they have to do is look at YOUR response. The
>original question is ridiculous and David's answers attempted to point
>that out with a bit of humour. If you don't get it, maybe you should be
>singing "If I Only Had A Brain" from "The Wizard of Oz."
>
>I have nothing better to do with my time right now because it's 7:30am
>and it's been pouring rain all night long and we're waiting for the
>powers that be to post an announcement that the local sports fields are
>closed so that I can cancel my son's 9am soccer game. If you'd like to
>call the field closing hot line for me every few minutes, I promise not
>to post any more messages here this morning.

Actually, I'm interested in hearing more from Froggy: In what forum
*would* that question have been anwered politely?

External Since: Jan 08, 2005 Posts: 2036

"David Cohen" <sammiesdad.RemoveThis@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:tVL2g.11623$i41.1121@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net...
>
> "Steve Freides" <steve.RemoveThis@fridayscomputer.com> wrote
>> "Frog W" <frogs.RemoveThis@the.pond> wrote
>>> David Cohen wrote:
>>>> "asdf" <qjohnny2000.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote
>>>>> How would you go about losing the most amount of fat in 10 hours ?
>>>>
>>>> Liposuction.
>>>>
>>>>> What should you keep your heart rate at ?
>>>>
>>>> Under general anesthesia, about 60.
>>>>
>>>>> What should you drink
>>>>
>>>> Nothing for about 12 hours pre op.
>>>>
>>>>> I imagine gatorade or something to keep hydrated and keep enough
>>>>> calories
>>>>> around to help burn the fat ?
>>>>
>>>> "Imagine" is the right word.
>>>>
>>> If anybody wants to know why people don't ask questions in this
>>> group anymore, all they have to do is look at YOUR responses. Is
>>> there any chance you could find something else to do with your time?
>>
>> If anybody wants to know why people who ask questions in this
>> newsgroup are generally idiots, all they have to do is look at YOUR
>> response. The original question is ridiculous and David's answers
>> attempted to point that out with a bit of humour. If you don't get
>> it, maybe you should be singing "If I Only Had A Brain" from "The
>> Wizard of Oz."
>
> No, no, Steve, "Frog" is absolutely correct. I have polluted this
> group with my evil, and feel appropriately guilty.
>
> I won't stop, but, I'll feel guilty.
>
>> I have nothing better to do with my time right now because it's
>> 7:30am and it's been pouring rain all night long and we're waiting
>> for the powers that be to post an announcement that the local sports
>> fields are closed so that I can cancel my son's 9am soccer game. If
>> you'd like to call the field closing hot line for me every few
>> minutes, I promise not to post any more messages here this morning.
>
> So, what my softball player daughter tells me is true: soccer players
> are wusses.

The reason for the closing have nothing to do with trying to protect the
players, only protecting the fields. When they're muddy past a certain
point, they get worse in a hurry if you play on them. Otherwise soccer
is played in all sorts of weather, and if the game had been on an
artificial surface, we would have played. The field condition thing is
a vicious circle - the areas already most trashed are those closest to
the goal, and they're the ones that would get even worse if we played
today. 90% of the field was in fine shape and would have survived a few
games without much damage.

On the whole, the one thing I do like about soccer is that the guys
playing it are built more or less like me for the most part. Whether or
not that makes them wusses is, as they say, for others to decide.

-S-
http://www.kbnj.com