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(Msg. 31) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:35 pm
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Jesus ate only figs dipped in holy water and
veal soaked in blessed red wine. The figs were
organic and the veal was well done. On occasion
he would also eat bagels and creamed goat cheese
with chives - giant prawns broiled with sweet
and sour sauce for the dip and lobster tails broiled live
and covered in warm drawn cannabis butter from
the finest dank and cows available. He kept the
salt in his diet low and loved fresh ground black
pepper corns. Speaking of corn - he loved to eat
white sweet corn on the cob roasted in its own
hull with brown and wild rice cooked in garlic
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(Msg. 32) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:00 pm
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Jesus kept Kosher. He would not have eaten crustaceans. Saul/Paul would
have, since God made it all for people to eat. But not big JC.
Veszpertin wrote:
> giant prawns broiled with sweet
> and sour sauce for the dip and lobster tails broiled live
> and covered in warm drawn cannabis butter from
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(Msg. 33) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:50 pm
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(Msg. 34) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:11 pm
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"The Bill Rodgers" <TBR.TakeThisOut@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 18:59:29 -0400, "THE VICAR"
> <whiney.baby.TakeThisOut@gmail.com> wrote:
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> >an accomplished vintner.
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> WTF is that?
Winemaker, you know, as in turning water into wine.
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(Msg. 35) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:29 pm
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On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:10:31 -0400, "Dr_Dickie"
<Dr_Dicke.TakeThisOut@chembench.com> wrote:
>> When did Mary become a disciple?
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>Shortly after Jesus wrote his diet book.
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Does anyone have a cyber copy of that? I'm short on money, and I'd
just steal it, but being Jesus and all I'm pretty sure I'd go to hell.
TBR
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption." >> Stay informed about: The Jesus Diet... |
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(Msg. 36) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:51 pm
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Bob Garrison <bobnsg63.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote:
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|| When did Mary become a disciple?
She wasn't, she was a groupie.
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(Msg. 37) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:51 pm
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"BJ in Texas" <bjtexas.DeleteThis@hotmale.con> wrote in message
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> Bob Garrison <bobnsg63.DeleteThis@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> || When did Mary become a disciple?
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> She wasn't, she was a groupie.
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(Msg. 38) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:51 pm
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In article <N2HQe.23$hc4.2@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com>,
"BJ in Texas" <bjtexas DeleteThis @hotmale.con> wrote:
> Bob Garrison <bobnsg63 DeleteThis @yahoo.com> wrote:
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> || When did Mary become a disciple?
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> She wasn't, she was a groupie.
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You mis-spelled Gropee. <G>
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(Msg. 39) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:02 pm
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AT wrote:
> Veszpertin <Veszpertin DeleteThis @aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1125347713.509567.274600@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
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>>giant prawns broiled with sweet
>>and sour sauce for the dip and lobster tails broiled live
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> www.godhatesshrimp.com
LOL, I had just been wondering if the Bible (elastic) Belt was going to
learn about tref foods. Somehow I doubt "WWJD" would extend as far as
avoiding shellfish.
It always DOES seem to stop short on some point or another, doesn't it?
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(Msg. 40) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:11 pm
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BJ in Texas wrote:
> Bob Garrison <bobnsg63 RemoveThis @yahoo.com> wrote:
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> || When did Mary become a disciple?
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> She wasn't, she was a groupie.
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Same thing.  >> Stay informed about: The Jesus Diet... |
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(Msg. 41) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:58 pm
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Priscilla Ballou wrote:
> In article <6u74h1hldmrik4sda3cdg9obljk4q3ds9u DeleteThis @4ax.com>,
> The Bill Rodgers <TBR DeleteThis @comcast.net> wrote:
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>>On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:10:14 GMT, Priscilla Ballou
>><vze23t8n DeleteThis @verizon.net> wrote:
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>>>What are you? Into incest?
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>>Jesus and Mary were married.
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> Someone took their gullible pills before reading _DaVinci Code_.
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Who made you the authority on history? Everyone has their beliefs. Next
time try to be a little more open-minded about that. There is more to
the world than what goes on in your church.
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(Msg. 42) Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:28 am
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Max Hollywood Harris <harrism DeleteThis @wustl.edu> wrote:
> We also KNOW that JC like the occasional vino. Of course, we also know
> that our resident JC will note that Grains, Fruits and Wine are not Low
> Carb
Apparently, he was fine with fish as well.
> Last note on Eating with Jesus: Jesus kept Kosher. It was Saul/Paul who
> ate the piggie.
Jesus cast demons into a herd of pigs, causing them to throw themselves
off a cliff and into the sea. Not really a pork guy, I guess. Unless he
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(Msg. 43) Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:42 am
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"The Bill Rodgers" <TBR.RemoveThis@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:10:14 GMT, Priscilla Ballou
> <vze23t8n.RemoveThis@verizon.net> wrote:
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>>What are you? Into incest?
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> Jesus and Mary were married.
Maybe to Mary Magdalene - but I think they were talking about his mother.
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> TBR
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> "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
> more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
> the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and
> the
> White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
> H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
> "Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
> but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption." >> Stay informed about: The Jesus Diet... |
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(Msg. 44) Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:21 am
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(Msg. 45) Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:03 am
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On 8/29/2005 11:21:52 PM, Nobody wrote:
> Horse SHIT!
Is that low carb?
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pack of starving Rotweilers."
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