The Jesus Diet...

In article <6u74h1hldmrik4sda3cdg9obljk4q3ds9u.DeleteThis@4ax.com>,
The Bill Rodgers <TBR.DeleteThis@comcast.net> wrote:

> On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:10:14 GMT, Priscilla Ballou
> <vze23t8n.DeleteThis@verizon.net> wrote:
>
> >What are you? Into incest?
>
> Jesus and Mary were married.

Nice recovery. But you said Mary, who was Jesus' mother, not Mary
Magdelan.

Priscilla
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Priscilla Ballou wrote:

> In article <6u74h1hldmrik4sda3cdg9obljk4q3ds9u RemoveThis @4ax.com>,
> The Bill Rodgers <TBR RemoveThis @comcast.net> wrote:
>
>
>>On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:10:14 GMT, Priscilla Ballou
>><vze23t8n RemoveThis @verizon.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>What are you? Into incest?
>>
>>Jesus and Mary were married.
>
>
> Nice recovery. But you said Mary, who was Jesus' mother, not Mary
> Magdelan.
>
> Priscilla

I assumed he couldn't spell Magdelan. In any case, you can get the joke
from the context. The Mary who is rumored to be his girlfriend/wife is
the obvious intepretation.

Dally
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 18:48:49 -0400, Dally <Dally.TakeThisOut@myself.com> wrote:

>I assumed he couldn't spell Magdelan.

I can spell Magdelaine just fine...

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."
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In article <6u74h1hldmrik4sda3cdg9obljk4q3ds9u.DeleteThis@4ax.com>,
The Bill Rodgers <TBR.DeleteThis@comcast.net> wrote:

> On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:10:14 GMT, Priscilla Ballou
> <vze23t8n.DeleteThis@verizon.net> wrote:
>
> >What are you? Into incest?
>
> Jesus and Mary were married.

Someone took their gullible pills before reading _DaVinci Code_.

Priscilla
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"Priscilla Ballou" <vze23t8n.TakeThisOut@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:vze23t8n-4B8808.18382228082005@news.verizon.net...
> In article <6u74h1hldmrik4sda3cdg9obljk4q3ds9u.TakeThisOut@4ax.com>,
> The Bill Rodgers <TBR.TakeThisOut@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:10:14 GMT, Priscilla Ballou
>> <vze23t8n.TakeThisOut@verizon.net> wrote:
>>
>> >What are you? Into incest?
>>
>> Jesus and Mary were married.
>
> Someone took their gullible pills before reading _DaVinci Code_.

wy couldnt they have been married? just because it was in a popular book? if
someone named Jesus actually lived then it stands to reason that he was
married. he was, after all, a handsome devil with a six pack abdomen and, by
all accounts, an accomplished vintner.

>
> Priscilla
> --
> "Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what
> the hell happened." -- Cora Harvey Armstrong
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 18:59:29 -0400, "THE VICAR"
<whiney.baby DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote:

>an accomplished vintner.

WTF is that?

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."
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In article <3netamF168clU1 DeleteThis @individual.net>, Dally <Dally DeleteThis @myself.com>
wrote:
> Priscilla Ballou wrote:
> > In article <6u74h1hldmrik4sda3cdg9obljk4q3ds9u DeleteThis @4ax.com>,
> > The Bill Rodgers <TBR DeleteThis @comcast.net> wrote:
> >>On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:10:14 GMT, Priscilla Ballou
> >><vze23t8n DeleteThis @verizon.net> wrote:
> >>>What are you? Into incest?
> >>Jesus and Mary were married.
> > Nice recovery. But you said Mary, who was Jesus' mother, not Mary
> > Magdelan.
> I assumed he couldn't spell Magdelan. In any case, you can get the joke
> from the context.

What I "got" was that the poster was a creep with a disgusting sense of
humor and no respect for other people's religious sensibilities.

> The Mary who is rumored to be his girlfriend/wife is
> the obvious intepretation.

Maybe for you. Not necessarily for people who at church this morning!

And those rumors are a crock spun to sell books.

Priscilla
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On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 00:47:06 GMT, Priscilla Ballou
<vze23t8n RemoveThis @verizon.net> wrote:

>What I "got" was that the poster was a creep with a disgusting sense of
>humor and no respect for other people's religious sensibilities.
>

We've met then?

>> The Mary who is rumored to be his girlfriend/wife is
>> the obvious intepretation.
>
>Maybe for you. Not necessarily for people who at church this morning!
>

People at church are idiots who need a crutch.

>And those rumors are a crock spun to sell books.

Like bibles?

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."
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In article <3nelgnF15a11U2.TakeThisOut@individual.net>, Dally <Dally.TakeThisOut@myself.com>
wrote:

> Priscilla Ballou wrote:
>
> > In article <nt54h1dtb49581umiv6l3qn9ekk5i8sh88.TakeThisOut@4ax.com>,
> > The Bill Rodgers <TBR.TakeThisOut@comcast.net> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>It asks "what did jesus eat?". The answer is: Mary
> >
> >
> > Eeeww! That is both profane and obscene, not to mention offensive.
>
> Mary Magdeleine is reported in some theories to have been his wife. Are
> you offended by the concept of him having a wife, or by the concept that
> his marital relations may not have all been missionary position?
>
> Dally

Read "The Moon Under Her Feet".

Fascinating novel based on historical research.
--
Om.

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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 18:59:29 -0400, THE VICAR wrote:


>> Someone took their gullible pills before reading _DaVinci Code_.
>
>wy couldnt they have been married? just because it was in a popular book? if
>someone named Jesus actually lived then it stands to reason that he was
>married. he was, after all, a handsome devil with a six pack abdomen and, by
>all accounts, an accomplished vintner.
>
You mean that a local Rabbi got married and no one mentioned it?

Or for PR reasons. Jesus told his followers to leave their jobs,homes
and wives to follow him. How would it look if he then had a wife.
I can hear Peter now. "Sure I left my wife, and he gets to brings his"

>>
>> Priscilla



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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 21:32:44 -0400, The Bill Rodgers <TBR DeleteThis @comcast.net>
wrote:

>On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 21:11:26 GMT, "Kay" <Happy_One777 DeleteThis @hotmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Last time I read my Bible Mary was Jesus' mother and he never married.
>
>Ok, this will shock you who know me, but I haven't been immersing
>myself in my bible studys as much as I should, so I am mea culpa on
>the Jesus/Mary thing. I thought they were married.

Wrong Mary. I think you may be thinking of Mary Magdelena rather than
Mary the mother of the Christ.
I don't read the bible but I'm faurly sure that there is reference to
more than one Mary in the NT. Alternatively she is referred to only in
the apochrypha, in which case it's probably heretical to even mention
her. Just another reason I'll end up in hell.

Ray
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Pan Ohco wrote:

> On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 18:59:29 -0400, THE VICAR wrote:
>
>
>
>>>Someone took their gullible pills before reading _DaVinci Code_.
>>
>>wy couldnt they have been married? just because it was in a popular book? if
>>someone named Jesus actually lived then it stands to reason that he was
>>married. he was, after all, a handsome devil with a six pack abdomen and, by
>>all accounts, an accomplished vintner.
>>
>
> You mean that a local Rabbi got married and no one mentioned it?

It's not noteworthy. All the rabbis got married.

> Or for PR reasons. Jesus told his followers to leave their jobs,homes
> and wives to follow him. How would it look if he then had a wife.
> I can hear Peter now. "Sure I left my wife, and he gets to brings his"

There was no injunction against having wives come along.

Think about all the messianic dudes we've known through the ages.
Muhommed. Koresh. Jones. Brigham Young. How many abstained? None.
In fact, they all got themselves a bevy of wives. Saying that Jesus
loved Mary Magdelen more than the other disciples and NOT imaging a
sexual relationship is just denying Jesus his humanity.

Dally
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We also KNOW that JC like the occasional vino. Of course, we also know
that our resident JC will note that Grains, Fruits and Wine are not Low
Carb

Last note on Eating with Jesus: Jesus kept Kosher. It was Saul/Paul who
ate the piggie.


FOB wrote:
> "whole grains, fresh fruits, seeds and nuts...", he forgot the fishes.
>
> In news:Omelet-04E835.14491228082005@corp.supernews.com,
> OmManiPadmeOmelet <Omelet.DeleteThis@brokenegz.com> stated
> | I found this article rather amusing:
> |
> | http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/5-11-2005-69841.asp
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