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JMW

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(Msg. 16) Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:15 pm
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"geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote:

>JMW wrote:
>> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >EatMe wrote:
>> >> "This girl doesn't have a man. "
>> >>
>> >> Ah..that explains slacking off on the kegels then.
>> >
>> >Oh dear. Not real clear on the subtleties of female anatomy, are you?
>> >That's not the only thing the pelvic floor muscles are for. See, when a
>> >woman gets to be my age, she needs to keep up the Kegels just so she
>> >doesn't piss herself when she sneezes.
>>
>> Hey, some video of that might be interesting. Finally, a good use for
>> that cheesy webcam! Wink
>
>Hey, I put the cheesy webcam to good use on Saturday night. I got all
>tarted up to go out with some friends and before I left I captured one
>of those rare "SJ in a dress and wearing makeup" moments.

Is it posted on "Hot or Not"?

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(Msg. 17) Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:32 pm
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"geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>JMW wrote:
>> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >JMW wrote:
>
>> >>
>> >> Hey, some video of that might be interesting. Finally, a good use for
>> >> that cheesy webcam! Wink
>> >
>> >Hey, I put the cheesy webcam to good use on Saturday night. I got all
>> >tarted up to go out with some friends and before I left I captured one
>> >of those rare "SJ in a dress and wearing makeup" moments.
>>
>> Is it posted on "Hot or Not"?
>
>No, it is not.

If not not, then it's hot?

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(Msg. 18) Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:52 pm
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"geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.TakeThisOut@gmail.com> wrote:
>John wrote:
>> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.TakeThisOut@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:1144684832.130470.59400@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
>> > JMW wrote:
>> > > "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.TakeThisOut@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > > >EatMe wrote:
>> > > >> "This girl doesn't have a man. "
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Ah..that explains slacking off on the kegels then.
>> > > >
>> > > >Oh dear. Not real clear on the subtleties of female anatomy, are you?
>> > > >That's not the only thing the pelvic floor muscles are for. See, when a
>> > > >woman gets to be my age, she needs to keep up the Kegels just so she
>> > > >doesn't piss herself when she sneezes.
>> > >
>> > > Hey, some video of that might be interesting. Finally, a good use for
>> > > that cheesy webcam! Wink
>> >
>> > Hey, I put the cheesy webcam to good use on Saturday night. I got all
>> > tarted up to go out with some friends and before I left I captured one
>> > of those rare "SJ in a dress and wearing makeup" moments.
>>
>> You can't tell us this without posting a link. So, go on, do it.
>
>Why, so all the trolls can tell me how obese and hideous I am?

Oh, knock it off, Sarah Jane. You looked pretty good in the last
photos you posted. And the trolls will say what they say, regardless
of how good you look.

Speaking of which, where's that pic with the sign addressed to Hudson?
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(Msg. 19) Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:55 pm
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"geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant RemoveThis @gmail.com> wrote:

>JMW wrote:
>> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant RemoveThis @gmail.com> wrote:
>> >John wrote:
>> >> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant RemoveThis @gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:1144684832.130470.59400@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
>> >> > JMW wrote:
>> >> > > "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant RemoveThis @gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > >EatMe wrote:
>> >> > > >> "This girl doesn't have a man. "
>> >> > > >>
>> >> > > >> Ah..that explains slacking off on the kegels then.
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > >Oh dear. Not real clear on the subtleties of female anatomy, are you?
>> >> > > >That's not the only thing the pelvic floor muscles are for. See, when a
>> >> > > >woman gets to be my age, she needs to keep up the Kegels just so she
>> >> > > >doesn't piss herself when she sneezes.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Hey, some video of that might be interesting. Finally, a good use for
>> >> > > that cheesy webcam! Wink
>> >> >
>> >> > Hey, I put the cheesy webcam to good use on Saturday night. I got all
>> >> > tarted up to go out with some friends and before I left I captured one
>> >> > of those rare "SJ in a dress and wearing makeup" moments.
>> >>
>> >> You can't tell us this without posting a link. So, go on, do it.
>> >
>> >Why, so all the trolls can tell me how obese and hideous I am?
>>
>> Oh, knock it off, Sarah Jane. You looked pretty good in the last
>> photos you posted.
>
>Hey! You're supposed to play along. You're not my friend anymore.
><pout>

Oh, OK. I'm sorry, you obese hag.

>> Speaking of which, where's that pic with the sign addressed to Hudson?
>
>AFAIK it's still in his gallery of mostly purloined mfw'er photos.

Ah, I had forgotten that he stole ... er ... posted that at his site.

http://www.fitnwell.net/SJ%20FOAD.jpg

I need to note that URL. It could be very useful for one of those
a-picture's-worth-a-thousand-words responses.
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(Msg. 20) Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:43 pm
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JMW wrote:
> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.TakeThisOut@gmail.com> wrote:
> >JMW wrote:
> >> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.TakeThisOut@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >JMW wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Oh, knock it off, Sarah Jane. You looked pretty good in the last
> >> >> photos you posted.
> >> >
> >> >Hey! You're supposed to play along. You're not my friend anymore.
> >> ><pout>
> >>
> >> Oh, OK. I'm sorry, you obese hag.
> >
> >Thank you! I think I look pretty good for an obese hag.
> >
> >http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sjaustin/paisley.jpg
>
> Very nice. But do try to remove the wastebasket from your next
> portrait. It's a little too mikelaneish.

I thought about cropping it out, but I thought it made a statement. I
didn't think about it being miklaneish.

Better?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sjaustin/notmikelaneish.jpg
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(Msg. 21) Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:00 pm
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DZ wrote:
> JMW <jmwilliams RemoveThis @enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:
> > "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant RemoveThis @gmail.com> wrote:
> >>JMW wrote:
> >>> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant RemoveThis @gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >JMW wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >> Oh, knock it off, Sarah Jane. You looked pretty good in the last
> >>> >> photos you posted.
> >>> >
> >>> >Hey! You're supposed to play along. You're not my friend anymore.
> >>> ><pout>
> >>>
> >>> Oh, OK. I'm sorry, you obese hag.
> >>
> >>Thank you! I think I look pretty good for an obese hag.
> >>
> >>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sjaustin/paisley.jpg
> >
> > Very nice. But do try to remove the wastebasket from your next
> > portrait. It's a little too mikelaneish.
>
> You don't understand. The trashcan projects the artistic idea "I have
> my finger on the pulse of the city, ready to strangle it", or, in some
> situations, "I pay in rent 5 times what you pay for your new house in
> Dorkborough".

Not in my case. For me it says "I am a delicate flower, and I put so
much energy into getting tarted up that I have none left to move a
trashcan."
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(Msg. 22) Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:04 pm
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"geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1144684832.130470.59400@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
> JMW wrote:
> > "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > >EatMe wrote:
> > >> "This girl doesn't have a man. "
> > >>
> > >> Ah..that explains slacking off on the kegels then.
> > >
> > >Oh dear. Not real clear on the subtleties of female anatomy, are you?
> > >That's not the only thing the pelvic floor muscles are for. See, when a
> > >woman gets to be my age, she needs to keep up the Kegels just so she
> > >doesn't piss herself when she sneezes.
> >
> > Hey, some video of that might be interesting. Finally, a good use for
> > that cheesy webcam! Wink
>
> Hey, I put the cheesy webcam to good use on Saturday night. I got all
> tarted up to go out with some friends and before I left I captured one
> of those rare "SJ in a dress and wearing makeup" moments.

You can't tell us this without posting a link. So, go on, do it.
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(Msg. 23) Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:47 pm
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David wrote:
> <yourtwin RemoveThis @gmale.com> wrote in message
> news:8ktl3292nl2659nnmmgb3t52l643vol85v@4ax.com...
> > On 10 Apr 2006 15:43:27 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant RemoveThis @gmail.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>Better?
> >>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sjaustin/notmikelaneish.jpg
> >
> > HOLY SHIT! Dully's got a younger twin.
>
> definitely porkable with a bag over her head

you guys are mean! she prolly looks ten times better than anything you
have had. myraide!
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(Msg. 24) Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:03 pm
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"geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote:
>JMW wrote:
>> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >JMW wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Oh, knock it off, Sarah Jane. You looked pretty good in the last
>> >> photos you posted.
>> >
>> >Hey! You're supposed to play along. You're not my friend anymore.
>> ><pout>
>>
>> Oh, OK. I'm sorry, you obese hag.
>
>Thank you! I think I look pretty good for an obese hag.
>
>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sjaustin/paisley.jpg

Very nice. But do try to remove the wastebasket from your next
portrait. It's a little too mikelaneish.
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(Msg. 25) Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:22 pm
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JMW wrote:
> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >JMW wrote:
> >> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >JMW wrote:
> >> >> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >JMW wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Oh, knock it off, Sarah Jane. You looked pretty good in the last
> >> >> >> photos you posted.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Hey! You're supposed to play along. You're not my friend anymore.
> >> >> ><pout>
> >> >>
> >> >> Oh, OK. I'm sorry, you obese hag.
> >> >
> >> >Thank you! I think I look pretty good for an obese hag.
> >> >
> >> >http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sjaustin/paisley.jpg
> >>
> >> Very nice. But do try to remove the wastebasket from your next
> >> portrait. It's a little too mikelaneish.
> >
> >I thought about cropping it out, but I thought it made a statement. I
> >didn't think about it being miklaneish.
> >
> >Better?
> >http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sjaustin/notmikelaneish.jpg
>
> Ooo! And the narrower image has such a slimming effect!

Are you saying I'm fat?
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(Msg. 26) Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:42 pm
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On Mon, 10 Apr 2006 13:52:40 -0400, JMW
<jmwilliams.RemoveThis@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:

>"geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>>John wrote:
>>> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:1144684832.130470.59400@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
>>> > JMW wrote:
>>> > > "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> > >
>>> > > >EatMe wrote:
>>> > > >> "This girl doesn't have a man. "
>>> > > >>
>>> > > >> Ah..that explains slacking off on the kegels then.
>>> > > >
>>> > > >Oh dear. Not real clear on the subtleties of female anatomy, are you?
>>> > > >That's not the only thing the pelvic floor muscles are for. See, when a
>>> > > >woman gets to be my age, she needs to keep up the Kegels just so she
>>> > > >doesn't piss herself when she sneezes.
>>> > >
>>> > > Hey, some video of that might be interesting. Finally, a good use for
>>> > > that cheesy webcam! Wink
>>> >
>>> > Hey, I put the cheesy webcam to good use on Saturday night. I got all
>>> > tarted up to go out with some friends and before I left I captured one
>>> > of those rare "SJ in a dress and wearing makeup" moments.
>>>
>>> You can't tell us this without posting a link. So, go on, do it.
>>
>>Why, so all the trolls can tell me how obese and hideous I am?
>
>Oh, knock it off, Sarah Jane. You looked pretty good in the last
>photos you posted. And the trolls will say what they say, regardless
>of how good you look.
>
>Speaking of which, where's that pic with the sign addressed to Hudson?

You know very well where it is you sly old bugger; it's on my web site
with all the other rather amusing pictures of members new and old -
including you, you devious old sod!

Stop being so silly, and stop banging on about "trolls" endlessly you
boring bastard.
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(Msg. 27) Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:22 pm
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On 10 Apr 2006 15:43:27 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant DeleteThis @gmail.com>
wrote:

>
>Better?
>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sjaustin/notmikelaneish.jpg

HOLY SHIT! Dully's got a younger twin.
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(Msg. 28) Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:51 am
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"geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:

>JMW wrote:
>> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >JMW wrote:
>> >> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >JMW wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Oh, knock it off, Sarah Jane. You looked pretty good in the last
>> >> >> photos you posted.
>> >> >
>> >> >Hey! You're supposed to play along. You're not my friend anymore.
>> >> ><pout>
>> >>
>> >> Oh, OK. I'm sorry, you obese hag.
>> >
>> >Thank you! I think I look pretty good for an obese hag.
>> >
>> >http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sjaustin/paisley.jpg
>>
>> Very nice. But do try to remove the wastebasket from your next
>> portrait. It's a little too mikelaneish.
>
>I thought about cropping it out, but I thought it made a statement. I
>didn't think about it being miklaneish.
>
>Better?
>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sjaustin/notmikelaneish.jpg

Ooo! And the narrower image has such a slimming effect!
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(Msg. 29) Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:40 am
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(Msg. 30) Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:53 am
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"geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>JMW wrote:
>> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >JMW wrote:
>> >> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >JMW wrote:
>> >> >> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >JMW wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Oh, knock it off, Sarah Jane. You looked pretty good in the last
>> >> >> >> photos you posted.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Hey! You're supposed to play along. You're not my friend anymore.
>> >> >> ><pout>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Oh, OK. I'm sorry, you obese hag.
>> >> >
>> >> >Thank you! I think I look pretty good for an obese hag.
>> >> >
>> >> >http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sjaustin/paisley.jpg
>> >>
>> >> Very nice. But do try to remove the wastebasket from your next
>> >> portrait. It's a little too mikelaneish.
>> >
>> >I thought about cropping it out, but I thought it made a statement. I
>> >didn't think about it being miklaneish.
>> >
>> >Better?
>> >http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sjaustin/notmikelaneish.jpg
>>
>> Ooo! And the narrower image has such a slimming effect!
>
>Are you saying I'm fat?

Only where it counts.
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