Warrior diet (is it possible?)

Koko wrote:
> I'm very happy with my body composition. I have grown very slowly
> >>> leaner and more muscular as the years have worn on. I maintain my
> >>> bodyweight by simply getting on the scale every morning - if I'm gaining
> >>> weight, I eat less, and if I'm too light, I eat more.
> >>
> >> It's not that simple. How do you eat more?
>
> Not eating enough is a moral failure. I can't stand these skinny guys to lazy
> to drink milkshakes.

good idea, reminds me to get a blender. But, aren't milkshakes made
with ice cream? I don't want diabetes. I'd probably get it were I to
have a big milkshake every day. Or include that as part of my daily
diet.


> To gain weight, all they have to do is a few "pull ins",
> my favorite exercise to gain weight: Assume the sitting postion, and pull
> yourself in towards the table, and eat. Repeat as neccessary. Fast metabolism
> my ass!

Thanks for mentioning the blender though. I did plan on getting it. I
will now, i'm glad you reminded me.

ok - blender aside-(and blender is DRINK. Drinking is easy). I'll rant
about how difficult the whole food thing is. 'cos it seems like you
can't imagine it.



freaking nightmare

cook rice - 40 minutes (wholegrain brown rice 'cos it's healthy)
gotta keep watching it , can't let it boil over, get rid of starch on
top of water, can't let the water go down too much either.

Buti of course Rice isn't very tasty on its own. And with all that
rice, you gotta have somethign to go with it. And there aren't many
options.
Tuna Mayo or Masses of Cheese.

Then eating it takes about 40 minutes, 'cos it's a huge bowel.

And you're only meant to have a few slices of cheese. But 'cos rice is
so damn tasteless, i need the whole packet of cheese. Then the fat in
the cheese , and in the amount it was used, sends my bowels on a
rollercoaster. Besides the health hazard of masses of saturated fat.

That's one option

You want more reasons? You think it's SO EASY!

I think i'll have a scrambled egg. Darn thing is tiny 'cos public
medical advice is not to have more than 2 eggs a day.
Didn't take long to cook but a pain to wash up. The pan, the thing to
turn it in the pan, the bowel the eggs were cracked in, and the plate
the egg was eaten in.
All for a freaking little meal.
I suppose one can make a cerial with it, boiling milk at the same time
saves time, but means another pot and bowel to wash up.

I guess paper/plastic utensils means only pots to wash up. That solves
alot of the time problem. Cooking time is an issue, + it's v. boring.
Eating can take 40mins too.

I don't understand the people that do a chicken in 8 minutes. It takes
an hour and a half in my oven. Add to that the time it takes to eat
the damn thing, and forget it!

That's the worst of it. Cooking Pasta is quicker than cooking the
whoelgrain brown rice. So I do that sometimes. Though I find it's not
as healthy. I have that with tuna mayo.
Potatoes stabbed, put in the microwave, isn't too bad. Put olive oil in
them, avocado oil. Thoguh they can take a long time too. With my
microwave, 6 minutes, turn them over, 6 minutes. Can only do 2 potatoes
at a time. Otherwise it often comes out funny. So i'd have to
remember to interrupt eating my first meal twice at the right minute,
to make more.

I will buy the blender though, you're right, that sounds easy. But I am
concerned , in that I don't want diabetes. So, maybe no milkshakes.
Which defeats half the purpose of the blender.

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David wrote:
> <q_q_anonymous.RemoveThis@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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> > I think i'll have a scrambled egg. Darn thing is tiny 'cos public
> > medical advice is not to have more than 2 eggs a day.
> > Didn't take long to cook but a pain to wash up. The pan, the thing to
> > turn it in the pan, the bowel
>
> Is that the large bowel you are referring to? I would say half the battle is
> keeping your bowels clean.


well, letting it out is quick enough, and afterwards it's quite
relaxing. Going to the toilet isn't such a battle. It's actualy quite
enjoable, like cheering for an 'english football' match, when the guy
is running up there, about to score, " COME ON, COME ON, GOOD, GOOD"
and finally he scores the goal. Then the good feeling afterwards. And I
don't even like football.


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