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(Msg. 16) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 2:14 am
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"Curt" <curtjames DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote in message
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> David wrote:
> [...]
>
> re my former cubicle
>
>> I can't blame you Curt. I know how much the cubicle
>> meant to you. Think of the positive side . . . you have
>> a place to come to . . to hang your hat . . you have your
>> friends - (the janitor on the floor above seems to stop by
>> and say 'hello' now and then.
>
> David, the janitor took my hat.
Are you quite sure about that? Remember when you accused Charles of stealing
your Hank Aaron baseball card and it turned out he thought it was garbage
and threw it out? (You had forgotten it on the mini fridge)
>
>> The stool aint that bad - I'll ask Charles about the clipboard
>> - catch him on a good day he'll probably agree (maybe
>> you can work it off on a Saturday or something)
>
> Not that I'm complaining, but at my salary, well, a buck twenty-nine
> clipboard may take me more than one Saturday to work off. > /
Yes but that is for a *new* one - you have to think outside the square
Curt - (was thinking we could to do a swap for some of your baseball
cards?)
>
>> (post its, maybe but you are stretching the friendship on
>> that) -
>
> Okay, okay! I can buy my own tape, but can I at least cut squares from
> the pile of scrap copier paper to create my own make-shift Post-its?
I'll have to remind you again and again - there is no such thing as 'scrap'
*everything* is reuseable - you should know that!
[....]
>
> Um, David, I saw your flight itinerary. Remember, you sent me for
> Starbucks? I returned to the office, walked through the new waiting
> room, and then deposited your Grande Triple Mocha Frappachino Latte on
> your DESK in your OFFICE on my way back to my stool by the rubbish
> bins.
That reminds me, I'm sure I gave you $10 when you went to get that coffee
and you might have forgotten to give me the change? The Triple Mocha is only
$7.50 - Curt, I know you were going to give me the change and I am not
accusing you of dishonesty or anything . . . .
>
> But I am NOT BITTER!!!
>
> Anyway, about your itinerary, David. A six-month-long "business junket"
> to the Caribbean in lieu of a 'round the world cruise' isn't what I'd
> call much of a sacrifice. Yeah, endless white sand expanses and
> exquisite turquoise waters. Oh, my heart bleeds for you, you suffering
> bastard.
Yada yada yada - all you ever do is complain. You might have noticed that it
was only *4 star**??? I passed up the 5 star!! Did you even notice???
By the way your stool cost $9.50 from the Salvation Army. Charged it off on
your Christmas bonus - sorry about that I know you were counting on the $20.
so now you get $8 after deducting the stool and the change from the coffee.
Be grateful we got a good deal on the stool (only wobbles a little until you
find the time to glue the 4th leg back on)
> See you in July, pal. Bring back some duty-free Post-it notes, maybe?
It's not a perfect world Curt. (by the way, please always leave the lid on
the rubbish bin as it starts to stink after a while)
>
> --
> Curt
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(Msg. 17) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:14 am
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"Curt" <curtjames DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote in message
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> David wrote:
>> "Curt" wrote
> [...]
>
>> > David, the janitor took my hat.
>>
>> Are you quite sure about that?
>
> Well...
>
>> Remember when you accused Charles of stealing your Hank Aaron
>> baseball card and it turned out he thought it was garbage
>> and threw it out? (You had forgotten it on the mini fridge)
>
> Um, he threw out the mini fridge, too. Need I remind you?
it wasn't working anyway - the repairman wanted $35 to fix it - you were the
only person using it anyway
>> Yes but that is for a *new* one - you have to think outside the square
>> Curt - (was thinking we could to do a swap for some of your baseball
>> cards?)
>
> But not the Joe Schlobotnik!
No not that one - it isn't in mint condition anymore anyway (Since Charles
used it for his coffee mug)
> Yes, the used coffee filter doilies were an eye opener.
>
I agree we overdid it
[.....]
>>
>> That reminds me, I'm sure I gave you $10 when you went to get that coffee
>> and you might have forgotten to give me the change? The Triple Mocha is
>> only
>> $7.50 - Curt, I know you were going to give me the change and I am not
>> accusing you of dishonesty or anything . . . .
>
> I drove my own car, David! Between gas and parking, I had to shell out,
> actually.
Yada yada and by the time you got back the coffee was luke warm anyway
>
>> > But I am NOT BITTER!!!
>
> Okay, maybe I'm bitter.
>
[....]
> (sigh)
>
> You're right. You're absolutely right. I am, yes, chagrined. Truly.
How easy you forget!
Tell you what though - I will call an extraordinary meeting of the grievance
committee - that is me and Charles and the janitor - we will discuss the
whole deal - review your perks,. the stool, the whole damn thing - maybe
even come up with a totally new package and incentive program for you.
Would that make you happy??
> --
> Curt
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(Msg. 18) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:17 am
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On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 17:05:06 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy.DeleteThis@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:
>
>"Curt" <curtjames.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:1166942213.062294.92540@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>> David wrote:
>> [...]
>>
>> re my former cubicle
>>
>>> I can't blame you Curt. I know how much the cubicle
>>> meant to you. Think of the positive side . . . you have
>>> a place to come to . . to hang your hat . . you have your
>>> friends - (the janitor on the floor above seems to stop by
>>> and say 'hello' now and then.
>>
>> David, the janitor took my hat.
>
>Are you quite sure about that? Remember when you accused Charles of stealing
>your Hank Aaron baseball card and it turned out he thought it was garbage
>and threw it out? (You had forgotten it on the mini fridge)
>
>>
>>> The stool aint that bad - I'll ask Charles about the clipboard
>>> - catch him on a good day he'll probably agree (maybe
>>> you can work it off on a Saturday or something)
>>
>> Not that I'm complaining, but at my salary, well, a buck twenty-nine
>> clipboard may take me more than one Saturday to work off. >/
>
>Yes but that is for a *new* one - you have to think outside the square
>Curt - (was thinking we could to do a swap for some of your baseball
>cards?)
>
>>
>>> (post its, maybe but you are stretching the friendship on
>>> that) -
>>
>> Okay, okay! I can buy my own tape, but can I at least cut squares from
>> the pile of scrap copier paper to create my own make-shift Post-its?
>
>I'll have to remind you again and again - there is no such thing as 'scrap'
>*everything* is reuseable - you should know that!
>
>[....]
>
>>
>> Um, David, I saw your flight itinerary. Remember, you sent me for
>> Starbucks? I returned to the office, walked through the new waiting
>> room, and then deposited your Grande Triple Mocha Frappachino Latte on
>> your DESK in your OFFICE on my way back to my stool by the rubbish
>> bins.
>
>That reminds me, I'm sure I gave you $10 when you went to get that coffee
>and you might have forgotten to give me the change? The Triple Mocha is only
>$7.50 - Curt, I know you were going to give me the change and I am not
>accusing you of dishonesty or anything . . . .
>
>>
>> But I am NOT BITTER!!!
>>
>> Anyway, about your itinerary, David. A six-month-long "business junket"
>> to the Caribbean in lieu of a 'round the world cruise' isn't what I'd
>> call much of a sacrifice. Yeah, endless white sand expanses and
>> exquisite turquoise waters. Oh, my heart bleeds for you, you suffering
>> bastard.
>
>Yada yada yada - all you ever do is complain. You might have noticed that it
>was only *4 star**??? I passed up the 5 star!! Did you even notice???
>
>By the way your stool cost $9.50 from the Salvation Army. Charged it off on
>your Christmas bonus - sorry about that I know you were counting on the $20.
>so now you get $8 after deducting the stool and the change from the coffee.
>Be grateful we got a good deal on the stool (only wobbles a little until you
>find the time to glue the 4th leg back on)
>
>> See you in July, pal. Bring back some duty-free Post-it notes, maybe?
>
>It's not a perfect world Curt. (by the way, please always leave the lid on
>the rubbish bin as it starts to stink after a while)
>
It is obvious Oz, that you dealing with the staff directly is a
disaster and I suggest that we revert to the General Manager dealing
with day to day staffing matters.
Attempting to put the arm on the Chairman for small change is
undignified and does not become you!
HAGC! ;o) >> Stay informed about: Loose fat |
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(Msg. 19) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:17 am
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"Charles" <jrh.DeleteThis@msn.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 17:05:06 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy.DeleteThis@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Curt" <curtjames.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:1166942213.062294.92540@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>> David wrote:
>>> [...]
>>>
>>> re my former cubicle
>>>
>>>> I can't blame you Curt. I know how much the cubicle
>>>> meant to you. Think of the positive side . . . you have
>>>> a place to come to . . to hang your hat . . you have your
>>>> friends - (the janitor on the floor above seems to stop by
>>>> and say 'hello' now and then.
>>>
>>> David, the janitor took my hat.
>>
>>Are you quite sure about that? Remember when you accused Charles of
>>stealing
>>your Hank Aaron baseball card and it turned out he thought it was garbage
>>and threw it out? (You had forgotten it on the mini fridge)
>>
>>>
>>>> The stool aint that bad - I'll ask Charles about the clipboard
>>>> - catch him on a good day he'll probably agree (maybe
>>>> you can work it off on a Saturday or something)
>>>
>>> Not that I'm complaining, but at my salary, well, a buck twenty-nine
>>> clipboard may take me more than one Saturday to work off. >/
>>
>>Yes but that is for a *new* one - you have to think outside the square
>>Curt - (was thinking we could to do a swap for some of your baseball
>>cards?)
>>
>>>
>>>> (post its, maybe but you are stretching the friendship on
>>>> that) -
>>>
>>> Okay, okay! I can buy my own tape, but can I at least cut squares from
>>> the pile of scrap copier paper to create my own make-shift Post-its?
>>
>>I'll have to remind you again and again - there is no such thing as
>>'scrap'
>>*everything* is reuseable - you should know that!
>>
>>[....]
>>
>>>
>>> Um, David, I saw your flight itinerary. Remember, you sent me for
>>> Starbucks? I returned to the office, walked through the new waiting
>>> room, and then deposited your Grande Triple Mocha Frappachino Latte on
>>> your DESK in your OFFICE on my way back to my stool by the rubbish
>>> bins.
>>
>>That reminds me, I'm sure I gave you $10 when you went to get that coffee
>>and you might have forgotten to give me the change? The Triple Mocha is
>>only
>>$7.50 - Curt, I know you were going to give me the change and I am not
>>accusing you of dishonesty or anything . . . .
>>
>>>
>>> But I am NOT BITTER!!!
>>>
>>> Anyway, about your itinerary, David. A six-month-long "business junket"
>>> to the Caribbean in lieu of a 'round the world cruise' isn't what I'd
>>> call much of a sacrifice. Yeah, endless white sand expanses and
>>> exquisite turquoise waters. Oh, my heart bleeds for you, you suffering
>>> bastard.
>>
>>Yada yada yada - all you ever do is complain. You might have noticed that
>>it
>>was only *4 star**??? I passed up the 5 star!! Did you even notice???
>>
>>By the way your stool cost $9.50 from the Salvation Army. Charged it off
>>on
>>your Christmas bonus - sorry about that I know you were counting on the
>>$20.
>>so now you get $8 after deducting the stool and the change from the
>>coffee.
>>Be grateful we got a good deal on the stool (only wobbles a little until
>>you
>>find the time to glue the 4th leg back on)
>>
>>> See you in July, pal. Bring back some duty-free Post-it notes, maybe?
>>
>>It's not a perfect world Curt. (by the way, please always leave the lid on
>>the rubbish bin as it starts to stink after a while)
>>
>
> It is obvious Oz, that you dealing with the staff directly is a
> disaster and I suggest that we revert to the General Manager dealing
> with day to day staffing matters.
>
> Attempting to put the arm on the Chairman for small change is
> undignified and does not become you!
Yes, but this is not the first time he conveniently forgets to return the
change - I don't want to appear petty but when was the last time that you
sprang for the coffee??
>
> HAGC! ;o) >> Stay informed about: Loose fat |
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(Msg. 20) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:17 am
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On 23 Dec 2006 23:49:04 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames RemoveThis @gmail.com> wrote:
>David wrote:
>> "Curt" wrote
>[...]
>
>> > David, the janitor took my hat.
>>
>> Are you quite sure about that?
>
>Well...
>
>> Remember when you accused Charles of stealing your Hank Aaron
>> baseball card and it turned out he thought it was garbage
>> and threw it out? (You had forgotten it on the mini fridge)
>
>Um, he threw out the mini fridge, too. Need I remind you?
That in fact is not strictly true. The fridge was appropriated for
other more deserving persons and is now residing in my gardener's
rather elegant workshop.
I sometimes take Sherry with the gardener when doing my rounds of the
grounds, and I do like my Sherry chilled.
>
>> >> The stool aint that bad - I'll ask Charles about the clipboard
>> >> - catch him on a good day he'll probably agree (maybe
>> >> you can work it off on a Saturday or something)
>> >
>> > Not that I'm complaining, but at my salary, well, a buck twenty-nine
>> > clipboard may take me more than one Saturday to work off. >/
>>
>> Yes but that is for a *new* one - you have to think outside the square
>> Curt - (was thinking we could to do a swap for some of your baseball
>> cards?)
>
>But not the Joe Schlobotnik!
>
>> >> (post its, maybe but you are stretching the friendship on
>> >> that) -
>> >
>> > Okay, okay! I can buy my own tape, but can I at least cut squares from
>> > the pile of scrap copier paper to create my own make-shift Post-its?
>>
>> I'll have to remind you again and again - there is no such thing as 'scrap'
>> *everything* is reuseable - you should know that!
>
>Yes, the used coffee filter doilies were an eye opener.
I think you'll find The Oz has hoodwinked you again; look at the
"coffee filter doilies" more closely and you'll see that they are the
recycled 'bum fodder' about which I spoke earlier.
>
>> > Um, David, I saw your flight itinerary. Remember, you sent me for
>> > Starbucks? I returned to the office, walked through the new waiting
>> > room, and then deposited your Grande Triple Mocha Frappachino Latte on
>> > your DESK in your OFFICE on my way back to my stool by the rubbish
>> > bins.
>>
>> That reminds me, I'm sure I gave you $10 when you went to get that coffee
>> and you might have forgotten to give me the change? The Triple Mocha is only
>> $7.50 - Curt, I know you were going to give me the change and I am not
>> accusing you of dishonesty or anything . . . .
>
>I drove my own car, David! Between gas and parking, I had to shell out,
>actually.
Take the difference from petty cash.
>
>> > But I am NOT BITTER!!!
>
>Okay, maybe I'm bitter.
Don't be bitter - get even.
>
>> > Anyway, about your itinerary, David. A six-month-long "business junket"
>> > to the Caribbean in lieu of a 'round the world cruise' isn't what I'd
>> > call much of a sacrifice. Yeah, endless white sand expanses and
>> > exquisite turquoise waters. Oh, my heart bleeds for you, you suffering
>> > bastard.
>>
>> Yada yada yada - all you ever do is complain. You might have noticed that it
>> was only *4 star**??? I passed up the 5 star!! Did you even notice???
>
>(sigh)
>
>You're right. You're absolutely right. I am, yes, chagrined. Truly.
To truly chagrined is to be a real toff.
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(Msg. 21) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:17 am
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"Charles" <jrh.RemoveThis@msn.com> wrote in message
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> On 23 Dec 2006 23:49:04 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>David wrote:
>>> "Curt" wrote
>>[...]
>>
>>> > David, the janitor took my hat.
>>>
>>> Are you quite sure about that?
>>
>>Well...
>>
>>> Remember when you accused Charles of stealing your Hank Aaron
>>> baseball card and it turned out he thought it was garbage
>>> and threw it out? (You had forgotten it on the mini fridge)
>>
>>Um, he threw out the mini fridge, too. Need I remind you?
>
> That in fact is not strictly true. The fridge was appropriated for
> other more deserving persons and is now residing in my gardener's
> rather elegant workshop.
>
> I sometimes take Sherry with the gardener when doing my rounds of the
> grounds, and I do like my Sherry chilled.
>
>>
>>> >> The stool aint that bad - I'll ask Charles about the clipboard
>>> >> - catch him on a good day he'll probably agree (maybe
>>> >> you can work it off on a Saturday or something)
>>> >
>>> > Not that I'm complaining, but at my salary, well, a buck twenty-nine
>>> > clipboard may take me more than one Saturday to work off. >/
>>>
>>> Yes but that is for a *new* one - you have to think outside the square
>>> Curt - (was thinking we could to do a swap for some of your baseball
>>> cards?)
>>
>>But not the Joe Schlobotnik!
>>
>>> >> (post its, maybe but you are stretching the friendship on
>>> >> that) -
>>> >
>>> > Okay, okay! I can buy my own tape, but can I at least cut squares from
>>> > the pile of scrap copier paper to create my own make-shift Post-its?
>>>
>>> I'll have to remind you again and again - there is no such thing as
>>> 'scrap'
>>> *everything* is reuseable - you should know that!
>>
>>Yes, the used coffee filter doilies were an eye opener.
>
> I think you'll find The Oz has hoodwinked you again; look at the
> "coffee filter doilies" more closely and you'll see that they are the
> recycled 'bum fodder' about which I spoke earlier.
>
>>
>>> > Um, David, I saw your flight itinerary. Remember, you sent me for
>>> > Starbucks? I returned to the office, walked through the new waiting
>>> > room, and then deposited your Grande Triple Mocha Frappachino Latte on
>>> > your DESK in your OFFICE on my way back to my stool by the rubbish
>>> > bins.
>>>
>>> That reminds me, I'm sure I gave you $10 when you went to get that
>>> coffee
>>> and you might have forgotten to give me the change? The Triple Mocha is
>>> only
>>> $7.50 - Curt, I know you were going to give me the change and I am not
>>> accusing you of dishonesty or anything . . . .
>>
>>I drove my own car, David! Between gas and parking, I had to shell out,
>>actually.
>
> Take the difference from petty cash.
>
>>
>>> > But I am NOT BITTER!!!
>>
>>Okay, maybe I'm bitter.
>
> Don't be bitter - get even.
>
>>
>>> > Anyway, about your itinerary, David. A six-month-long "business
>>> > junket"
>>> > to the Caribbean in lieu of a 'round the world cruise' isn't what I'd
>>> > call much of a sacrifice. Yeah, endless white sand expanses and
>>> > exquisite turquoise waters. Oh, my heart bleeds for you, you suffering
>>> > bastard.
>>>
>>> Yada yada yada - all you ever do is complain. You might have noticed
>>> that it
>>> was only *4 star**??? I passed up the 5 star!! Did you even notice???
>>
>>(sigh)
>>
>>You're right. You're absolutely right. I am, yes, chagrined. Truly.
>
> To truly chagrined is to be a real toff.
Please don't try to drive a wedge between Curt and I - this public
squabbling is most unseemly. I' seriously thinking of pulling out the $190
investment I have in this company
>
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On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:43:32 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy.RemoveThis@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:
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>"Charles" <jrh.RemoveThis@msn.com> wrote in message
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>> On 23 Dec 2006 23:49:04 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>David wrote:
>>>> "Curt" wrote
>>>[...]
>>>
>>>> > David, the janitor took my hat.
>>>>
>>>> Are you quite sure about that?
>>>
>>>Well...
>>>
>>>> Remember when you accused Charles of stealing your Hank Aaron
>>>> baseball card and it turned out he thought it was garbage
>>>> and threw it out? (You had forgotten it on the mini fridge)
>>>
>>>Um, he threw out the mini fridge, too. Need I remind you?
>>
>> That in fact is not strictly true. The fridge was appropriated for
>> other more deserving persons and is now residing in my gardener's
>> rather elegant workshop.
>>
>> I sometimes take Sherry with the gardener when doing my rounds of the
>> grounds, and I do like my Sherry chilled.
>>
>>>
>>>> >> The stool aint that bad - I'll ask Charles about the clipboard
>>>> >> - catch him on a good day he'll probably agree (maybe
>>>> >> you can work it off on a Saturday or something)
>>>> >
>>>> > Not that I'm complaining, but at my salary, well, a buck twenty-nine
>>>> > clipboard may take me more than one Saturday to work off. >/
>>>>
>>>> Yes but that is for a *new* one - you have to think outside the square
>>>> Curt - (was thinking we could to do a swap for some of your baseball
>>>> cards?)
>>>
>>>But not the Joe Schlobotnik!
>>>
>>>> >> (post its, maybe but you are stretching the friendship on
>>>> >> that) -
>>>> >
>>>> > Okay, okay! I can buy my own tape, but can I at least cut squares from
>>>> > the pile of scrap copier paper to create my own make-shift Post-its?
>>>>
>>>> I'll have to remind you again and again - there is no such thing as
>>>> 'scrap'
>>>> *everything* is reuseable - you should know that!
>>>
>>>Yes, the used coffee filter doilies were an eye opener.
>>
>> I think you'll find The Oz has hoodwinked you again; look at the
>> "coffee filter doilies" more closely and you'll see that they are the
>> recycled 'bum fodder' about which I spoke earlier.
>>
>>>
>>>> > Um, David, I saw your flight itinerary. Remember, you sent me for
>>>> > Starbucks? I returned to the office, walked through the new waiting
>>>> > room, and then deposited your Grande Triple Mocha Frappachino Latte on
>>>> > your DESK in your OFFICE on my way back to my stool by the rubbish
>>>> > bins.
>>>>
>>>> That reminds me, I'm sure I gave you $10 when you went to get that
>>>> coffee
>>>> and you might have forgotten to give me the change? The Triple Mocha is
>>>> only
>>>> $7.50 - Curt, I know you were going to give me the change and I am not
>>>> accusing you of dishonesty or anything . . . .
>>>
>>>I drove my own car, David! Between gas and parking, I had to shell out,
>>>actually.
>>
>> Take the difference from petty cash.
>>
>>>
>>>> > But I am NOT BITTER!!!
>>>
>>>Okay, maybe I'm bitter.
>>
>> Don't be bitter - get even.
>>
>>>
>>>> > Anyway, about your itinerary, David. A six-month-long "business
>>>> > junket"
>>>> > to the Caribbean in lieu of a 'round the world cruise' isn't what I'd
>>>> > call much of a sacrifice. Yeah, endless white sand expanses and
>>>> > exquisite turquoise waters. Oh, my heart bleeds for you, you suffering
>>>> > bastard.
>>>>
>>>> Yada yada yada - all you ever do is complain. You might have noticed
>>>> that it
>>>> was only *4 star**??? I passed up the 5 star!! Did you even notice???
>>>
>>>(sigh)
>>>
>>>You're right. You're absolutely right. I am, yes, chagrined. Truly.
>>
>> To truly chagrined is to be a real toff.
>
>Please don't try to drive a wedge between Curt and I
Shurely that should be 'Curt and *me* Shirley!
> - this public
>squabbling is most unseemly. I' seriously thinking of pulling out the $190
>investment I have in this company
My humble apologies, please don't be so precipitate; the loss to the
Company would put the Firm into insolvency, given that you are the
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(Msg. 23) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:17 am
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"Charles" <jrh.DeleteThis@msn.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:43:32 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy.DeleteThis@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Charles" <jrh.DeleteThis@msn.com> wrote in message
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>>> On 23 Dec 2006 23:49:04 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>David wrote:
>>>>> "Curt" wrote
>>>>[...]
>>>>
>>>>> > David, the janitor took my hat.
>>>>>
>>>>> Are you quite sure about that?
>>>>
>>>>Well...
>>>>
>>>>> Remember when you accused Charles of stealing your Hank Aaron
>>>>> baseball card and it turned out he thought it was garbage
>>>>> and threw it out? (You had forgotten it on the mini fridge)
>>>>
>>>>Um, he threw out the mini fridge, too. Need I remind you?
>>>
>>> That in fact is not strictly true. The fridge was appropriated for
>>> other more deserving persons and is now residing in my gardener's
>>> rather elegant workshop.
>>>
>>> I sometimes take Sherry with the gardener when doing my rounds of the
>>> grounds, and I do like my Sherry chilled.
>>>
>>>>
>>>>> >> The stool aint that bad - I'll ask Charles about the clipboard
>>>>> >> - catch him on a good day he'll probably agree (maybe
>>>>> >> you can work it off on a Saturday or something)
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Not that I'm complaining, but at my salary, well, a buck twenty-nine
>>>>> > clipboard may take me more than one Saturday to work off. >/
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes but that is for a *new* one - you have to think outside the square
>>>>> Curt - (was thinking we could to do a swap for some of your baseball
>>>>> cards?)
>>>>
>>>>But not the Joe Schlobotnik!
>>>>
>>>>> >> (post its, maybe but you are stretching the friendship on
>>>>> >> that) -
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Okay, okay! I can buy my own tape, but can I at least cut squares
>>>>> > from
>>>>> > the pile of scrap copier paper to create my own make-shift Post-its?
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll have to remind you again and again - there is no such thing as
>>>>> 'scrap'
>>>>> *everything* is reuseable - you should know that!
>>>>
>>>>Yes, the used coffee filter doilies were an eye opener.
>>>
>>> I think you'll find The Oz has hoodwinked you again; look at the
>>> "coffee filter doilies" more closely and you'll see that they are the
>>> recycled 'bum fodder' about which I spoke earlier.
>>>
>>>>
>>>>> > Um, David, I saw your flight itinerary. Remember, you sent me for
>>>>> > Starbucks? I returned to the office, walked through the new waiting
>>>>> > room, and then deposited your Grande Triple Mocha Frappachino Latte
>>>>> > on
>>>>> > your DESK in your OFFICE on my way back to my stool by the rubbish
>>>>> > bins.
>>>>>
>>>>> That reminds me, I'm sure I gave you $10 when you went to get that
>>>>> coffee
>>>>> and you might have forgotten to give me the change? The Triple Mocha
>>>>> is
>>>>> only
>>>>> $7.50 - Curt, I know you were going to give me the change and I am not
>>>>> accusing you of dishonesty or anything . . . .
>>>>
>>>>I drove my own car, David! Between gas and parking, I had to shell out,
>>>>actually.
>>>
>>> Take the difference from petty cash.
>>>
>>>>
>>>>> > But I am NOT BITTER!!!
>>>>
>>>>Okay, maybe I'm bitter.
>>>
>>> Don't be bitter - get even.
>>>
>>>>
>>>>> > Anyway, about your itinerary, David. A six-month-long "business
>>>>> > junket"
>>>>> > to the Caribbean in lieu of a 'round the world cruise' isn't what
>>>>> > I'd
>>>>> > call much of a sacrifice. Yeah, endless white sand expanses and
>>>>> > exquisite turquoise waters. Oh, my heart bleeds for you, you
>>>>> > suffering
>>>>> > bastard.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yada yada yada - all you ever do is complain. You might have noticed
>>>>> that it
>>>>> was only *4 star**??? I passed up the 5 star!! Did you even notice???
>>>>
>>>>(sigh)
>>>>
>>>>You're right. You're absolutely right. I am, yes, chagrined. Truly.
>>>
>>> To truly chagrined is to be a real toff.
>>
>>Please don't try to drive a wedge between Curt and I
>
> Shurely that should be 'Curt and *me* Shirley!
Yes, of course. Curt and me are very impressed with your perspicacity!
>
>> - this public
>>squabbling is most unseemly. I' seriously thinking of pulling out the $190
>>investment I have in this company
>
> My humble apologies, please don't be so precipitate; the loss to the
> Company would put the Firm into insolvency, given that you are the
> majority shareholder.
Don't be concerned. (hope don't mind that we lodged title to your Bentley
with the bank to guarantee the loan?)
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(Msg. 24) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:17 am
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"Charles" <jrh.DeleteThis@msn.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:50:44 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy.DeleteThis@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
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>>
[.....]
>>Rumour has it that 'your man' also administers other 'favours' for his
>>master's pleasure! (wink wink)
>>
>
> For heaven's sake, the man is employed and does no "favours"
> whatsoever; merely carries out his regular duties.
>
> If you are alluding to homosexual activity with your grubby little
> "(wink wink)" insinuations, you are well aware that I came out as
> confirmed heterosexual some time ago, about the same time that you so
> declared, so I don't go in for all that brownhattery - not that there
> is anything wrong with it!
>
> HAGC! ;o)
I never believed those rumours . . . . it's just . . . well . . . . .you
and Julian are so close and go everywhere together. We just assumed . . .
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(Msg. 25) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:12 am
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"Bully" <bully1.RemoveThis@proteinbars.co.ok> schreef:
>> He is not fishing for trolls - he is a troll, fisihing for innocent,
>> unwary victims to whom he'll try to sell kettlebells. Oh, wait,
>> that's me.
> That was funny  !
<fathers voice talking to slightly retarded son>
Dont encourage him Bully.
I really cant have that. Stop responding to him.
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(Msg. 26) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:33 am
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"Omelet" <omp_omelet.TakeThisOut@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> In article <458d53a4$0$16554$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> "David" <forgotwhy.TakeThisOut@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
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>> > I can be a sucker sometimes... and I don't read all of his posts. 
>>
>> You;re not a sucker - just a decent guy who likes to help people out
>
> Sometimes...
>
> Actually, Suckers are a type of carp.
>
> Generally bottom feeders, considered to be "trash" fish:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catostomidae
You won't catch me eating a sucker that's for suckers!
> --
> Peace, Om
>
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> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack
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(Msg. 27) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:33 am
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In article <458daed2$0$5747$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"David" <forgotwhy.DeleteThis@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> "Omelet" <omp_omelet.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:omp_omelet-EF3085.12470823122006@news.giganews.com...
> > In article <458d53a4$0$16554$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> > "David" <forgotwhy.DeleteThis@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> >
> >> > I can be a sucker sometimes... and I don't read all of his posts.
> >>
> >> You;re not a sucker - just a decent guy who likes to help people out
> >
> > Sometimes...
> >
> > Actually, Suckers are a type of carp.
> >
> > Generally bottom feeders, considered to be "trash" fish:
> >
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catostomidae
>
> You won't catch me eating a sucker that's for suckers!
>
I understand they are pretty bony... but might be good for stock?
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(Msg. 28) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:43 am
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"Curt" <curtjames.TakeThisOut@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> David wrote:
>> "Omelet" wrote
> [...]
>
>> > I've read articles about how hard it is for some guys
>> > to lose "love handles".
>> > If you are otherwise trim, slim and fit and you just
>> > have a "stubborn area", liposuction is one option.
>>
>> Probably the only option, thanks
>
> A few words of warning courtesy of country music icon Kenny Rogers and
> the Weekly World News (or some other tabloid-type newspaper):
>
> Somethingsomething the fat has to go SOMEWHERE. Rogers apparently had
> lipo to remove those aforementioned "love handles" however failed to
> restrict or alter his diet after taking that action. And, yes, since
> the fat truly has to go somewhere, and since those fat cells had been
> sucked away from his love handle zone, he began to deposit fat around
> his pecs and found himself with some mightymighty man boobs as a
> result.
>
> That is, at least, if you believe the tabloids or equally suspect
> schtufff you read in Usenet. ;o)
>
I don't truly have the problem ( the fat around my belly is firm and doesn't
wobble!)
but I think although the fat has to go somewhere the problem with love
handles is that it is deposited in an area that is 'sensitive' i.e. there is
a difference if fat is deposited on your chest or belly and ideally it will
be evenly distributed around your body. So afte lipo and you continue
gaining fat it may not settle in any particular area
> --
> Curt
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(Msg. 29) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:58 am
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In article <458e51f7$0$16554$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"David" <forgotwhy.RemoveThis@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> "Charles" <jrh.RemoveThis@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:hfjso25an111cart60fnpe2gefkfjrro7n@4ax.com...
> > On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:50:44 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy.RemoveThis@yahoo.com.au>
> > wrote:
> >
> >>
>
>
> [.....]
>
> >>Rumour has it that 'your man' also administers other 'favours' for his
> >>master's pleasure! (wink wink)
> >>
> >
> > For heaven's sake, the man is employed and does no "favours"
> > whatsoever; merely carries out his regular duties.
> >
> > If you are alluding to homosexual activity with your grubby little
> > "(wink wink)" insinuations, you are well aware that I came out as
> > confirmed heterosexual some time ago, about the same time that you so
> > declared, so I don't go in for all that brownhattery - not that there
> > is anything wrong with it!
> >
> > HAGC! ;o)
>
> I never believed those rumours . . . . it's just . . . well . . . . .you
> and Julian are so close and go everywhere together. We just assumed . . .
> .
My my my... You gent's were in rare form last night...
Made for an entertaining breakfast read!
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(Msg. 30) Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:35 am
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The Old Pete wrote:
> "Bully" <bully1.DeleteThis@proteinbars.co.ok> schreef:
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>>> He is not fishing for trolls - he is a troll, fisihing for innocent,
>>> unwary victims to whom he'll try to sell kettlebells. Oh, wait,
>>> that's me.
>
>> That was funny !
>
> <fathers voice talking to slightly retarded son>
>
> Dont encourage him Bully.
>
> I really cant have that. Stop responding to him.
No, mostly he's way too one-eyed for me to take seriously BUT at least he
can laugh at himself. You know Pete, the way people do at you* !
*when you're telling a joke that is, of course!
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