Loose fat

In article <458cd548$0$9776$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"David" <forgotwhy.RemoveThis@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> I have some loose fat around my waist area. (most of my fat in other areas
> is toned and firm) but around my waist I find it wobbles a little. Does
> anyone have any idea on how I could tighten up loose fat?
> Please genuine replies only, thanks

I've read articles about how hard it is for some guys to lose "love
handles".
If you are otherwise trim, slim and fit and you just have a "stubborn
area", liposuction is one option.
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In article <458cd73d$0$5746$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"David" <forgotwhy.RemoveThis@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> "David" <forgotwhy.RemoveThis@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:458cd548$0$9776$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
> >I have some loose fat around my waist area. (most of my fat in other areas
> >is toned and firm) but around my waist I find it wobbles a little. Does
> >anyone have any idea on how I could tighten up loose fat?
> > Please genuine replies only, thanks
> >
>
> Just another comment - I have been told that I should do some resistance
> exercise and also something called 'cardio' - resistance exercises I know
> builds muscle but I am only interested to "firm up" - also if I do weights I
> DO NOT want to look huge like Arnold - any thoughts or advice?
>
> >

Damn. and here I took your first post seriously.
Guess I mis-understood you and did not realize you were fishing for
trolls!


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David wrote:
> "Omelet" wrote
[...]

> > I've read articles about how hard it is for some guys
> > to lose "love handles".
> > If you are otherwise trim, slim and fit and you just
> > have a "stubborn area", liposuction is one option.
>
> Probably the only option, thanks

A few words of warning courtesy of country music icon Kenny Rogers and
the Weekly World News (or some other tabloid-type newspaper):

Somethingsomething the fat has to go SOMEWHERE. Rogers apparently had
lipo to remove those aforementioned "love handles" however failed to
restrict or alter his diet after taking that action. And, yes, since
the fat truly has to go somewhere, and since those fat cells had been
sucked away from his love handle zone, he began to deposit fat around
his pecs and found himself with some mightymighty man boobs as a
result.

That is, at least, if you believe the tabloids or equally suspect
schtufff you read in Usenet. ;o)

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"Omelet" <omp_omelet.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> In article <458cd548$0$9776$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> "David" <forgotwhy.DeleteThis@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
>> I have some loose fat around my waist area. (most of my fat in other
>> areas
>> is toned and firm) but around my waist I find it wobbles a little. Does
>> anyone have any idea on how I could tighten up loose fat?
>> Please genuine replies only, thanks
>
> I've read articles about how hard it is for some guys to lose "love
> handles".
> If you are otherwise trim, slim and fit and you just have a "stubborn
> area", liposuction is one option.


Probably the only option, thanks

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In article <458d53a4$0$16554$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"David" <forgotwhy DeleteThis @yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> > I can be a sucker sometimes... and I don't read all of his posts.
>
> You;re not a sucker - just a decent guy who likes to help people out

Sometimes...

Actually, Suckers are a type of carp.

Generally bottom feeders, considered to be "trash" fish:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catostomidae
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In article <458d5417$0$9773$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"David" <forgotwhy.TakeThisOut@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> > I've read articles about how hard it is for some guys to lose "love
> > handles".
> > If you are otherwise trim, slim and fit and you just have a "stubborn
> > area", liposuction is one option.
>
>
> Probably the only option, thanks

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David wrote:
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re fat

> <snip> it may not settle in any particular area

NOT TO GET ALL PUBMED ON YOU, DAVID, BUT I DON'T THINK FAT ~*SETTLES*~
IN *ANY* BODY AREA. IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE FRIGGING SNOW GLOBES AND THE
FAT IS THOSE SPARKLY THINGS IN THE WATER STUFF, YA KNOW????!!!!! YA
KNOW????!!!

Ahem.

Man, those paint fumes are REALLY doing a number on me. David, excuse
me, but can you talk to the workers you've hired? Ventilation, just a
tiny fan or something pointing AWAY from my cubicle. For the love of
God, man!

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David wrote:
[...]

> Now the bad news . . .Curt sorry to be the one to have to inform you but the
> cubicle goes. It must be torn down as that area we decided needs to be a
> guest waiting room - the other day we had a customer for the first time in
> weeks and she left before we could show her the 'time share' deal because
> she had no where to sit and of course you were too busy to look after her.
> We'll get you a bigger and better one but just as soon as business picks up
> a little - meantime we have a little stool for you near the bathroom out the
> back by the rubbish bins.

(searches frantically for Grievance Procedure Manual)

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"Curt" <curtjames.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> David wrote:
> [...]
>
> re fat
>
>> <snip> it may not settle in any particular area
>
> NOT TO GET ALL PUBMED ON YOU, DAVID, BUT I DON'T THINK FAT ~*SETTLES*~
> IN *ANY* BODY AREA. IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE FRIGGING SNOW GLOBES AND THE
> FAT IS THOSE SPARKLY THINGS IN THE WATER STUFF, YA KNOW????!!!!! YA
> KNOW????!!!

maybe 'settle' is the wrong word - you know the concept of 'visceral' as in
'abdominal visceral fat'? That kind of 'settles' in a particular area, no?

>
> Ahem.
>
> Man, those paint fumes are REALLY doing a number on me. David, excuse
> me, but can you talk to the workers you've hired? Ventilation, just a
> tiny fan or something pointing AWAY from my cubicle. For the love of
> God, man!

Now the bad news . . .Curt sorry to be the one to have to inform you but the
cubicle goes. It must be torn down as that area we decided needs to be a
guest waiting room - the other day we had a customer for the first time in
weeks and she left before we could show her the 'time share' deal because
she had no where to sit and of course you were too busy to look after her.
We'll get you a bigger and better one but just as soon as business picks up
a little - meantime we have a little stool for you near the bathroom out the
back by the rubbish bins.

>
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"Curt" <curtjames.TakeThisOut@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> David wrote:
> [...]
>
> re fat
>
>> <snip> it may not settle in any particular area
>
> NOT TO GET ALL PUBMED ON YOU, DAVID, BUT I DON'T THINK FAT ~*SETTLES*~
> IN *ANY* BODY AREA. IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE FRIGGING SNOW GLOBES AND THE
> FAT IS THOSE SPARKLY THINGS IN THE WATER STUFF, YA KNOW????!!!!! YA
> KNOW????!!!

Curt - you saw my reply below?
> maybe 'settle' is the wrong word - you know the concept of 'visceral' as
> in 'abdominal visceral fat'? That kind of 'settles' in a particular area,
> no?

>
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David wrote:

> Curt - you saw my reply below?
>
> > maybe 'settle' is the wrong word - you know the concept of 'visceral' as
> > in 'abdominal visceral fat'? That kind of 'settles' in a particular area,
> > no?

(covers eyes)

No, I didn't see it.

Sorry.

(peeks between fingers)

http://www.google.com/search?q=abdominal+visceral+fat

Okay.

STILL PRETTY STEAMED ABOUT THIS STOOL BY THE TRASH BIN, THOUGH!!!!!

Can I at least get a clipboard? And maybe some Post-its?

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David wrote:
[...]

re my former cubicle

> I can't blame you Curt. I know how much the cubicle
> meant to you. Think of the positive side . . . you have
> a place to come to . . to hang your hat . . you have your
> friends - (the janitor on the floor above seems to stop by
> and say 'hello' now and then.

David, the janitor took my hat.

> The stool aint that bad - I'll ask Charles about the clipboard
> - catch him on a good day he'll probably agree (maybe
> you can work it off on a Saturday or something)

Not that I'm complaining, but at my salary, well, a buck twenty-nine
clipboard may take me more than one Saturday to work off. >/

> (post its, maybe but you are stretching the friendship on
> that) -

Okay, okay! I can buy my own tape, but can I at least cut squares from
the pile of scrap copier paper to create my own make-shift Post-its?

> we're not having it easy either Curt - you know Charles is
> still driving the 2 year old Bentley

Yes, the sacrifice is apparent.

> and of course I'm not doing that 'round the world cruise'
> this year (my wife has got bored with cruises)

Um, David, I saw your flight itinerary. Remember, you sent me for
Starbucks? I returned to the office, walked through the new waiting
room, and then deposited your Grande Triple Mocha Frappachino Latte on
your DESK in your OFFICE on my way back to my stool by the rubbish
bins.

But I am NOT BITTER!!!

Anyway, about your itinerary, David. A six-month-long "business junket"
to the Caribbean in lieu of a 'round the world cruise' isn't what I'd
call much of a sacrifice. Yeah, endless white sand expanses and
exquisite turquoise waters. Oh, my heart bleeds for you, you suffering
bastard.

See you in July, pal. Bring back some duty-free Post-it notes, maybe?

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David wrote:
> "Curt" wrote
[...]

> > David, the janitor took my hat.
>
> Are you quite sure about that?

Well...

> Remember when you accused Charles of stealing your Hank Aaron
> baseball card and it turned out he thought it was garbage
> and threw it out? (You had forgotten it on the mini fridge)

Um, he threw out the mini fridge, too. Need I remind you?

> >> The stool aint that bad - I'll ask Charles about the clipboard
> >> - catch him on a good day he'll probably agree (maybe
> >> you can work it off on a Saturday or something)
> >
> > Not that I'm complaining, but at my salary, well, a buck twenty-nine
> > clipboard may take me more than one Saturday to work off. >/
>
> Yes but that is for a *new* one - you have to think outside the square
> Curt - (was thinking we could to do a swap for some of your baseball
> cards?)

But not the Joe Schlobotnik!

> >> (post its, maybe but you are stretching the friendship on
> >> that) -
> >
> > Okay, okay! I can buy my own tape, but can I at least cut squares from
> > the pile of scrap copier paper to create my own make-shift Post-its?
>
> I'll have to remind you again and again - there is no such thing as 'scrap'
> *everything* is reuseable - you should know that!

Yes, the used coffee filter doilies were an eye opener.

> > Um, David, I saw your flight itinerary. Remember, you sent me for
> > Starbucks? I returned to the office, walked through the new waiting
> > room, and then deposited your Grande Triple Mocha Frappachino Latte on
> > your DESK in your OFFICE on my way back to my stool by the rubbish
> > bins.
>
> That reminds me, I'm sure I gave you $10 when you went to get that coffee
> and you might have forgotten to give me the change? The Triple Mocha is only
> $7.50 - Curt, I know you were going to give me the change and I am not
> accusing you of dishonesty or anything . . . .

I drove my own car, David! Between gas and parking, I had to shell out,
actually.

> > But I am NOT BITTER!!!

Okay, maybe I'm bitter.

> > Anyway, about your itinerary, David. A six-month-long "business junket"
> > to the Caribbean in lieu of a 'round the world cruise' isn't what I'd
> > call much of a sacrifice. Yeah, endless white sand expanses and
> > exquisite turquoise waters. Oh, my heart bleeds for you, you suffering
> > bastard.
>
> Yada yada yada - all you ever do is complain. You might have noticed that it
> was only *4 star**??? I passed up the 5 star!! Did you even notice???

(sigh)

You're right. You're absolutely right. I am, yes, chagrined. Truly.

> By the way your stool cost $9.50 from the Salvation Army. Charged it off on
> your Christmas bonus - sorry about that I know you were counting on the $20.
> so now you get $8 after deducting the stool and the change from the coffee.
> Be grateful we got a good deal on the stool (only wobbles a little until you
> find the time to glue the 4th leg back on)

Maaaan.

> > See you in July, pal. Bring back some duty-free Post-it notes, maybe?
>
> It's not a perfect world Curt. (by the way, please always leave the lid on
> the rubbish bin as it starts to stink after a while)

Yes, I've noticed. S

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