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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:49 pm
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:00 pm
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It asks "what did jesus eat?". The answer is: Mary
On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 14:49:12 -0500, OmManiPadmeOmelet
<Omelet RemoveThis @brokenegz.com> wrote:
>I found this article rather amusing:
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>http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/5-11-2005-69841.asp
TBR
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White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:00 pm
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In article <nt54h1dtb49581umiv6l3qn9ekk5i8sh88.DeleteThis@4ax.com>,
The Bill Rodgers <TBR.DeleteThis@comcast.net> wrote:
> It asks "what did jesus eat?". The answer is: Mary
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> TBR
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That was BAD! 
Made me choke on my ice water.....
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:05 pm
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In article <nt54h1dtb49581umiv6l3qn9ekk5i8sh88.DeleteThis@4ax.com>,
The Bill Rodgers <TBR.DeleteThis@comcast.net> wrote:
> It asks "what did jesus eat?". The answer is: Mary
Eeeww! That is both profane and obscene, not to mention offensive.
Priscilla
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:05 pm
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:05:36 GMT, Priscilla Ballou
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>Eeeww! That is both profane and obscene, not to mention offensive.
What are you, a dyke or something?
TBR
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption." >> Stay informed about: The Jesus Diet... |
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:05 pm
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In article <vze23t8n-C5F0A3.16060728082005 DeleteThis @news.verizon.net>,
Priscilla Ballou <vze23t8n DeleteThis @verizon.net> wrote:
> In article <nt54h1dtb49581umiv6l3qn9ekk5i8sh88 DeleteThis @4ax.com>,
> The Bill Rodgers <TBR DeleteThis @comcast.net> wrote:
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> > It asks "what did jesus eat?". The answer is: Mary
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> Eeeww! That is both profane and obscene, not to mention offensive.
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> Priscilla
OF course it was offensive.
That's why he posted it.....
It still made me laugh tho'.
But then, I've always found irreverence to be amusing.
It's right up there with Irony on the subtle humor scale.
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:05 pm
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Priscilla Ballou wrote:
> In article <nt54h1dtb49581umiv6l3qn9ekk5i8sh88.TakeThisOut@4ax.com>,
> The Bill Rodgers <TBR.TakeThisOut@comcast.net> wrote:
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>>It asks "what did jesus eat?". The answer is: Mary
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> Eeeww! That is both profane and obscene, not to mention offensive.
Mary Magdeleine is reported in some theories to have been his wife. Are
you offended by the concept of him having a wife, or by the concept that
his marital relations may not have all been missionary position?
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:08 pm
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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <Omelet.RemoveThis@brokenegz.com> wrote
>I found this article rather amusing:
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> http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/5-11-2005-69841.asp
"Dr Colbert said Jesus ate whole grains, fresh fruits, seeds and nuts,
rather than processed food."
Jesus didn't eat Twinkes and Wonder Bread?!? Who woulda' thunk it? "Dr"
Colbert must be a genius!
And a Jewish guy in the Middle East didn't eat sheep and fish, huh? Yeah,
right.
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:08 pm
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In article <oRoQe.1551$4P5.247@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"David Cohen" <sammiesdad DeleteThis @earthlink.net> wrote:
> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" <Omelet DeleteThis @brokenegz.com> wrote
> >I found this article rather amusing:
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> > http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/5-11-2005-69841.asp
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> "Dr Colbert said Jesus ate whole grains, fresh fruits, seeds and nuts,
> rather than processed food."
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> Jesus didn't eat Twinkes and Wonder Bread?!? Who woulda' thunk it? "Dr"
> Colbert must be a genius!
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> And a Jewish guy in the Middle East didn't eat sheep and fish, huh? Yeah,
> right.
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> David
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Now you know why I found it to be amusing......
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(Msg. 10) Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:10 pm
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In article <1f64h1dtuuceip7nct6io702mqoartr01k.TakeThisOut@4ax.com>,
The Bill Rodgers <TBR.TakeThisOut@comcast.net> wrote:
> On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:05:36 GMT, Priscilla Ballou
> <vze23t8n.TakeThisOut@verizon.net> wrote:
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> >Eeeww! That is both profane and obscene, not to mention offensive.
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> What are you, a dyke or something?
What are you? Into incest?
*sheesh*
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(Msg. 11) Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:10 pm
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:10:14 GMT, Priscilla Ballou
<vze23t8n DeleteThis @verizon.net> wrote:
>What are you? Into incest?
Jesus and Mary were married.
TBR
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
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"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption." >> Stay informed about: The Jesus Diet... |
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(Msg. 12) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:01 am
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(Msg. 13) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:11 am
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"The Bill Rodgers" <TBR DeleteThis @comcast.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:10:14 GMT, Priscilla Ballou
> <vze23t8n DeleteThis @verizon.net> wrote:
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> >What are you? Into incest?
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> Jesus and Mary were married.
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> TBR
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Last time I read my Bible Mary was Jesus' mother and he never married. >> Stay informed about: The Jesus Diet... |
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(Msg. 14) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:28 am
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(Msg. 15) Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:32 am
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 21:11:26 GMT, "Kay" <Happy_One777.RemoveThis@hotmail.com>
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>Last time I read my Bible Mary was Jesus' mother and he never married.
Ok, this will shock you who know me, but I haven't been immersing
myself in my bible studys as much as I should, so I am mea culpa on
the Jesus/Mary thing. I thought they were married.
TBR
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption." >> Stay informed about: The Jesus Diet... |
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