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Since: Dec 25, 2006 Posts: 1
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(Msg. 1) Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:25 am
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Since: Oct 25, 2006 Posts: 257
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:25 am
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Timmy wrote:
[...]
re body building "supplements"
> I don't know what the deal is, but something is very
> wrong. My balls are gone, I mean they ARE GONE.
Did you check under your pillow? It might just be a case of the Tooth
Fairy gone wild. It happens. She's gone bonkers in the past. Or so I've
heard. Freaking out and screaming, "I'M THE TESTICLE FAIRY!!! I'M THE
TESTICLE FAIRY!!!"
Makes the Easter Bunny VERY uncomfortable.
[...]
> Do I need to see a doctor? If you do have to see a
> doctor, can he tell you mom about what caused
> your balls to disappear? What about confidentiality
> clause?
I don't know about any confidentiality clause, but it's probably not
too late to ask Santa Claus about your problem. He may have some balls
to choose from. Go for brass, Timmy.
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Since: Dec 24, 2006 Posts: 7
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:18 am
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"Timmy" <Timmy14.RemoveThis@Spam.not> schreef:
> I don't know what the deal is, but something is very wrong. My balls are
> gone, I mean they ARE GONE. The sack is there, but there is nothing in it.
> WTF is going on?
Your balls are gone.
> I want my testicles back...
Why?
> anyone knows how to get them
> back? Please tell me. Do I need to see a doctor?
No.
You can live to a 100 this way.
> If you do have to see a
> doctor, can he tell you mom about what caused your balls to disappear?
> What
> about confidentiality clause? If your under the age of 18 can the doctor
> talk to you mom?
Yes.
> Also, is true these body building supplements can cause bloating (is that
> what makes the balls disappear? If so, can you take the Lasix injection
> with potassium cloriud make the balls come back? Will the Lasix make my
> balls come back?
Might work, yes.
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Since: Nov 02, 2006 Posts: 186
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 6:17 am
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In article <1167026539.349137.220940.RemoveThis@42g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>,
"Curt" <curtjames.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
> Did you check under your pillow? It might just be a case of the Tooth
> Fairy gone wild. It happens. She's gone bonkers in the past. Or so I've
> heard. Freaking out and screaming, "I'M THE TESTICLE FAIRY!!! I'M THE
> TESTICLE FAIRY!!!"
>
> Makes the Easter Bunny VERY uncomfortable.
No, the Easter Bunny is scared of beauticians.
He has cotton balls.
If his testicles have gone missing, he should probably question is
wife/girlfriend/boyfriend.
After all, you have to sleep sometime.......
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Since: Nov 02, 2006 Posts: 186
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 6:17 am
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In article <1167026539.349137.220940.DeleteThis@42g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>,
"Curt" <curtjames.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote:
> I don't know about any confidentiality clause, but it's probably not
> too late to ask Santa Claus about your problem. He may have some balls
> to choose from. Go for brass, Timmy.
Steel.
Or led. those would hang better.
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Since: Apr 22, 2006 Posts: 22
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:15 pm
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Omelet wrote:
> In article <1167026539.349137.220940.DeleteThis@42g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>,
> "Curt" <curtjames.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> I don't know about any confidentiality clause, but it's probably not
>> too late to ask Santa Claus about your problem. He may have some
>> balls to choose from. Go for brass, Timmy.
>
> Steel.
>
> Or led. those would hang better.
Might hang better but think of the damage to his underwear!!! >> Stay informed about: Help With BAD side effects from Body Building Supplements. |
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Since: Nov 02, 2006 Posts: 186
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:15 pm
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In article <45900a40_1.RemoveThis@news.iprimus.com.au>, "Mike" <Mike.RemoveThis@home.com>
wrote:
> Omelet wrote:
> > In article <1167026539.349137.220940.RemoveThis@42g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>,
> > "Curt" <curtjames.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> I don't know about any confidentiality clause, but it's probably not
> >> too late to ask Santa Claus about your problem. He may have some
> >> balls to choose from. Go for brass, Timmy.
> >
> > Steel.
> >
> > Or led. those would hang better.
>
> Might hang better but think of the damage to his underwear!!!
That's easy...
Spandex, or neoprene.
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Since: Apr 22, 2006 Posts: 22
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:15 pm
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The Old Pete wrote:
> "Timmy" <Timmy14.TakeThisOut@Spam.not> schreef:
>
>> I don't know what the deal is, but something is very wrong. My balls
>> are gone, I mean they ARE GONE. The sack is there, but there is
>> nothing in it. WTF is going on?
>
> Your balls are gone.
>
>> I want my testicles back...
>
> Why?
>
>> anyone knows how to get them
>> back? Please tell me. Do I need to see a doctor?
>
> No.
> You can live to a 100 this way.
Most politcians live without balls!
>
>
>> If you do have to see a
>> doctor, can he tell you mom about what caused your balls to
>> disappear? What
>> about confidentiality clause? If your under the age of 18 can the
>> doctor talk to you mom?
>
> Yes.
>
>> Also, is true these body building supplements can cause bloating (is
>> that what makes the balls disappear? If so, can you take the Lasix
>> injection with potassium cloriud make the balls come back? Will the
>> Lasix make my balls come back?
>
> Might work, yes.
>
> ----
> Pete, almost New & Impreoved >> Stay informed about: Help With BAD side effects from Body Building Supplements. |
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Since: Nov 02, 2006 Posts: 186
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:15 pm
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In article <45900a40$2_1@news.iprimus.com.au>, "Mike" <Mike RemoveThis @home.com>
wrote:
> > "Timmy" <Timmy14 RemoveThis @Spam.not> schreef:
> >
> >> I don't know what the deal is, but something is very wrong. My balls
> >> are gone, I mean they ARE GONE. The sack is there, but there is
> >> nothing in it. WTF is going on?
> >
> > Your balls are gone.
> >
> >> I want my testicles back...
> >
> > Why?
> >
> >> anyone knows how to get them
> >> back? Please tell me. Do I need to see a doctor?
> >
> > No.
> > You can live to a 100 this way.
>
> Most politcians live without balls!
ROFL!!! Now you just entered the competition with David! ;-D
He still has my nomination tho' for that HUGE list of URL's for DHEA...
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(Msg. 10) Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 7:30 pm
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Omelet wrote:
> "Curt" wrote:
re missing balls
> > <snip> might just be a case of the Tooth Fairy
> > gone wild. It happens. She's gone bonkers
> > in the past. <snip>screaming, "I'M THE TESTICLE
> > FAIRY!!! I'M THE TESTICLE FAIRY!!!"
> >
> > Makes the Easter Bunny VERY uncomfortable.
>
> No, the Easter Bunny is scared of beauticians.
> He has cotton balls.
AHAHAHAHH! I've heard some variation on that somewhere. Classic.  D
Bunny's get the worst treatment in jokes. Remember the one where the
bear and the bunny are in the woods?
Bear: "Say, rabbit, do you have trouble with poop sticking to your
fur?"
Bunny: "Why, no, I really don't."
(Bear immediately grabs rabbit and wipes his ass with him.)
D'OH!
> If his testicles have gone missing, he should
> probably question is wife/girlfriend/boyfriend.
Who was that guy with the angry wife? Frankenpeenie? Damn. Musta
blanked that one out entirely.
> After all, you have to sleep sometime.......
Sleep *lightly*!
I went out with the boys one night during college. Called home and told
my girlfriend I'd be late. She didn't take that so well. Hours went by
and I returned home. Weaving my way to the front door, I bumped my head
against the butt end of a carving knife. Said knife was serving as a
tack of sorts to hold a note to the aforementioned front door.
Although I forget the content of the note, I absolutely remember
sleeping on the veeerrrry edge of the waterbed that night. The next day
I attempted to get the knife to stick in the door as my girlfriend had
done. Couldn't do it with a hammer. Hard wood, angry girl. I asked her
how she'd gotten the knife in the door and she said she'd just slammed
it in there. Yup. Angry girl.
> Peace, Om
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(Msg. 11) Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:10 pm
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Since: Nov 02, 2006 Posts: 186
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(Msg. 12) Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:10 pm
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In article <6232.TakeThisOut@2833927837.3065416289.21646.9505.6417>,
DZ <16710.TakeThisOut@318526203.2493718544.4701.17260.2765> wrote:
> Curt wrote:
> > Hard wood, angry girl.
>
> There is something disturbing about this short sentence.
Ooh I missed that.
Good catch!
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Since: Aug 18, 2006 Posts: 21
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(Msg. 13) Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:29 pm
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Timmy wrote:
> Hi.
>
> I've been using body building supplements that I've bought from some of the
> guys in the gym.
>
> I don't know what the deal is, but something is very wrong. My balls are
> gone, I mean they ARE GONE. The sack is there, but there is nothing in it.
> WTF is going on? I want my testicles back, anyone knows how to get them
> back? Please tell me.<<
John Williams has them. You can email him at
jmwilliams DeleteThis @enforcergraphics.f2s.com and ask him to please stop playing
with them and return them to you ASAP. >> Stay informed about: Help With BAD side effects from Body Building Supplements. |
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