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"Timmy" <Timmy14.RemoveThis@Spam.not> schreef:

> I don't know what the deal is, but something is very wrong. My balls are
> gone, I mean they ARE GONE. The sack is there, but there is nothing in it.
> WTF is going on?

Your balls are gone.

> I want my testicles back...

Why?

> anyone knows how to get them
> back? Please tell me. Do I need to see a doctor?

No.
You can live to a 100 this way.


> If you do have to see a
> doctor, can he tell you mom about what caused your balls to disappear?
> What
> about confidentiality clause? If your under the age of 18 can the doctor
> talk to you mom?

Yes.

> Also, is true these body building supplements can cause bloating (is that
> what makes the balls disappear? If so, can you take the Lasix injection
> with potassium cloriud make the balls come back? Will the Lasix make my
> balls come back?

Might work, yes.

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In article <1167026539.349137.220940 DeleteThis @42g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>,
"Curt" <curtjames DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote:

> Did you check under your pillow? It might just be a case of the Tooth
> Fairy gone wild. It happens. She's gone bonkers in the past. Or so I've
> heard. Freaking out and screaming, "I'M THE TESTICLE FAIRY!!! I'M THE
> TESTICLE FAIRY!!!"
>
> Makes the Easter Bunny VERY uncomfortable.

No, the Easter Bunny is scared of beauticians.
He has cotton balls.

If his testicles have gone missing, he should probably question is
wife/girlfriend/boyfriend.

After all, you have to sleep sometime.......
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In article <1167026539.349137.220940 RemoveThis @42g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>,
"Curt" <curtjames RemoveThis @gmail.com> wrote:

> I don't know about any confidentiality clause, but it's probably not
> too late to ask Santa Claus about your problem. He may have some balls
> to choose from. Go for brass, Timmy.

Steel.

Or led. those would hang better.
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Omelet wrote:
> In article <1167026539.349137.220940 DeleteThis @42g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>,
> "Curt" <curtjames DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> I don't know about any confidentiality clause, but it's probably not
>> too late to ask Santa Claus about your problem. He may have some
>> balls to choose from. Go for brass, Timmy.
>
> Steel.
>
> Or led. those would hang better.

Might hang better but think of the damage to his underwear!!!
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In article <45900a40_1 DeleteThis @news.iprimus.com.au>, "Mike" <Mike DeleteThis @home.com>
wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
> > In article <1167026539.349137.220940 DeleteThis @42g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>,
> > "Curt" <curtjames DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> I don't know about any confidentiality clause, but it's probably not
> >> too late to ask Santa Claus about your problem. He may have some
> >> balls to choose from. Go for brass, Timmy.
> >
> > Steel.
> >
> > Or led. those would hang better.
>
> Might hang better but think of the damage to his underwear!!!

That's easy...

Spandex, or neoprene.
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The Old Pete wrote:
> "Timmy" <Timmy14 RemoveThis @Spam.not> schreef:
>
>> I don't know what the deal is, but something is very wrong. My balls
>> are gone, I mean they ARE GONE. The sack is there, but there is
>> nothing in it. WTF is going on?
>
> Your balls are gone.
>
>> I want my testicles back...
>
> Why?
>
>> anyone knows how to get them
>> back? Please tell me. Do I need to see a doctor?
>
> No.
> You can live to a 100 this way.

Most politcians live without balls!
>
>
>> If you do have to see a
>> doctor, can he tell you mom about what caused your balls to
>> disappear? What
>> about confidentiality clause? If your under the age of 18 can the
>> doctor talk to you mom?
>
> Yes.
>
>> Also, is true these body building supplements can cause bloating (is
>> that what makes the balls disappear? If so, can you take the Lasix
>> injection with potassium cloriud make the balls come back? Will the
>> Lasix make my balls come back?
>
> Might work, yes.
>
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In article <45900a40$2_1@news.iprimus.com.au>, "Mike" <Mike DeleteThis @home.com>
wrote:

> > "Timmy" <Timmy14 DeleteThis @Spam.not> schreef:
> >
> >> I don't know what the deal is, but something is very wrong. My balls
> >> are gone, I mean they ARE GONE. The sack is there, but there is
> >> nothing in it. WTF is going on?
> >
> > Your balls are gone.
> >
> >> I want my testicles back...
> >
> > Why?
> >
> >> anyone knows how to get them
> >> back? Please tell me. Do I need to see a doctor?
> >
> > No.
> > You can live to a 100 this way.
>
> Most politcians live without balls!

ROFL!!! Now you just entered the competition with David! ;-D

He still has my nomination tho' for that HUGE list of URL's for DHEA...
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Omelet wrote:
> "Curt" wrote:

re missing balls

> > <snip> might just be a case of the Tooth Fairy
> > gone wild. It happens. She's gone bonkers
> > in the past. <snip>screaming, "I'M THE TESTICLE
> > FAIRY!!! I'M THE TESTICLE FAIRY!!!"
> >
> > Makes the Easter Bunny VERY uncomfortable.
>
> No, the Easter Bunny is scared of beauticians.
> He has cotton balls.

AHAHAHAHH! I've heard some variation on that somewhere. Classic. D

Bunny's get the worst treatment in jokes. Remember the one where the
bear and the bunny are in the woods?

Bear: "Say, rabbit, do you have trouble with poop sticking to your
fur?"
Bunny: "Why, no, I really don't."
(Bear immediately grabs rabbit and wipes his ass with him.)

D'OH!

> If his testicles have gone missing, he should
> probably question is wife/girlfriend/boyfriend.

Who was that guy with the angry wife? Frankenpeenie? Damn. Musta
blanked that one out entirely.

> After all, you have to sleep sometime.......

Sleep *lightly*!

I went out with the boys one night during college. Called home and told
my girlfriend I'd be late. She didn't take that so well. Hours went by
and I returned home. Weaving my way to the front door, I bumped my head
against the butt end of a carving knife. Said knife was serving as a
tack of sorts to hold a note to the aforementioned front door.

Although I forget the content of the note, I absolutely remember
sleeping on the veeerrrry edge of the waterbed that night. The next day
I attempted to get the knife to stick in the door as my girlfriend had
done. Couldn't do it with a hammer. Hard wood, angry girl. I asked her
how she'd gotten the knife in the door and she said she'd just slammed
it in there. Yup. Angry girl.

> Peace, Om

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In article <1167103800.240041.67190.DeleteThis@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,
"Curt" <curtjames.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote:

> > No, the Easter Bunny is scared of beauticians.
> > He has cotton balls.
>
> AHAHAHAHH! I've heard some variation on that somewhere. Classic. D
>
> Bunny's get the worst treatment in jokes. Remember the one where the
> bear and the bunny are in the woods?
>
> Bear: "Say, rabbit, do you have trouble with poop sticking to your
> fur?"
> Bunny: "Why, no, I really don't."
> (Bear immediately grabs rabbit and wipes his ass with him.)
>
> D'OH!

I'd never heard that... Cute.

>
> > If his testicles have gone missing, he should
> > probably question is wife/girlfriend/boyfriend.
>
> Who was that guy with the angry wife? Frankenpeenie? Damn. Musta
> blanked that one out entirely.

Frank Bobbitt iirc.
I heard later tho' that he got a really good job with Snap-On Tools.

> > After all, you have to sleep sometime.......
>
> Sleep *lightly*!

Indeed... but many people really do sleep deeply!
I don't, my housemate does. He locked me out one day, (the deadbolt did
not work well with the damned key) and I rang the doorbell for all it
was worth. <sigh> Finally had to go bang on his bedroom window.

Even then, it took awhile!

>
> I went out with the boys one night during college. Called home and told
> my girlfriend I'd be late. She didn't take that so well. Hours went by
> and I returned home. Weaving my way to the front door, I bumped my head
> against the butt end of a carving knife. Said knife was serving as a
> tack of sorts to hold a note to the aforementioned front door.
>
> Although I forget the content of the note, I absolutely remember
> sleeping on the veeerrrry edge of the waterbed that night. The next day
> I attempted to get the knife to stick in the door as my girlfriend had
> done. Couldn't do it with a hammer. Hard wood, angry girl. I asked her
> how she'd gotten the knife in the door and she said she'd just slammed
> it in there. Yup. Angry girl.
>
That's scary but funny as hell.

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Omelet wrote:
> DZ wrote:
> > Curt wrote:

> > > Hard wood, angry girl.
> >
> > There is something disturbing about this short sentence.

Hmm.

My college sweetheart and one-time fancée. She is six years my junior
(hence the girl reference) and, yes, I once chose to pull her off her
Oldsmobile for fear that she'd hurt herself. Or, more likely, the car.
It wasn't operating as she desired. Gotta say that that wasn't too wise
of the car.

> Ooh I missed that.
>
> Good catch!

Ha ha. You guys are a riot. ;o)

> Peace, Om

Gentlemen, a drink of your choice awaits you both at the MFW juice bar.
I'm having an egg nog and enjoying _Clint Eastwood: Out of the Shadows_
<http://www.blockbuster.com/online/catalog/movieDetails?movieId=164519>
after having just watched A&E's Biography of the actor
<http://www.blockbuster.com/online/catalog/movieDetails?movieId=238033>.


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DZ <16710 DeleteThis @318526203.2493718544.4701.17260.2765> wrote:

> Curt wrote:
> > Hard wood, angry girl.
>
> There is something disturbing about this short sentence.

Ooh I missed that.

Good catch!
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Omelet wrote:
> "Curt" wrote:
> > Omelet wrote:
> > > DZ wrote:
[...]

> > Ha ha. You guys are a riot. ;o)
>
> It's our jobs...

D

> > Gentlemen, a drink of your choice awaits you both at the
> > MFW juice bar. I'm having an egg nog
>
> What brand? I should take some to the party this weekend.
> And a bottle of Myers Dark Rum.

Hey, it's a juice bar, Om. But as long as it's also virtual reality,
the liquor store is right over
here. Voilà! Myers Dark Rum!

> > and enjoying Clint Eastwood: Out of the Shadows
> > <http://www.blockbuster.com/online/catalog/movieDetails?movieId=164519>
> > after having just watched A&E's Biography of the actor
> > <http://www.blockbuster.com/online/catalog/movieDetails?movieId=238033>.
>
> Looks interesting!

They both were. Lots of overlap, obviously.

Now, while I'm here, let me add that I actually thought of you while
doing some grocery shopping about an hour ago. Stopped at Blockbuster
and picked up Lost, Disc 4: Season 2 - Episodes 13 - 16 and also _Lucky
Number Slevin_ <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425210/>. But that's not
what made me think of you.

_A Meal to Die For_ by Joseph R. Gannascoli with Allen C. Kupfer.
THAT's what made me think of you. Picked that book up at the grocery
store. From the back cover:

Benny Lacoco is a "food fence." If a load of frozen shrimp falls off a
truck, or perhaps a few cases of olive oil, or some nice expensive wine
with an unpronounceable name, Benny is the guy who can move it for you.
No questions asked. He's well connected and a man of respect. But there
is another side to Benny. He's a gourmet cook who once aspired to be a
renowned restaurateur...but business (and other unsavory matters) got
in the way.

Now Benny has been summoned to cook a special meal for some of his
associates on the occasion of the big man being sent up the river. This
gives Benny the chance to prepare the meal of his life, /A Meal to Die
For/, because word has it that someone in their midst is a rat, and
some things just can't be forgiven.

See also:
http://www.amazon.com/Meal-Die-Culinary-Novel-Crime/dp/0765314444

> Peace, Om

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