Shute wrote:
> ATP has a few buddies in here just like him. They pick at every
> little thing others say but rarely offer any original advice of their
> own. Then accuse you of claiming to be an expert.
I think I got this Asshole Toilet Paper figured out:
1. It understands what "trying it out" means. The problem is it can't
even afford that. A measely $97 and it gawks at how expensive it is.
While I agree it is expensive, if it brings results, why not? If I had
the money, I'd get an Aston Martin. Ellis has a return policy so I
didn't lose anything. Worst case scenario I'll call my credit card and
have the payment rescinded. So ATP* is angry that others can try out
the product, but it can't so it masks it with "oooh... you must be dumb
and young BS".
2. No one is good enough to this dumb idiot. If I praise
Schwarzenegger, it'll undoubtedly find something to criticize. Surely,
if I mention the author of the book I've been using "Body Sculpting
Bible for Men", Jim Villepigue and Hugo Rivera, again it'll have
something snide. Mike Mentzer, who died at 50 was actually a relatively
thoughtful man, but still to Asshole Toilet Paper, he's just another
young dead guy. All of these guys have contrasting opinions on gym
time. One says, workout no longer than 1 hour, the other says no more
than 3 days, the other says no more than 6 days, etc. To ATP*, if they
have some sort of fame, they're a sort of a sellout, immediately
instigating some evil thought. The point here is the people I've
mentioned, dead or alive have something in common over Asshole Toilet
Paper... a great physique, fame, and success. What does ATP* have,
this newsgroup to annoy?
3. My psych profile on this creature seems to be right on: No friends,
its family loathe it and not even a dog would befriend it. The only
attention it can get is the negativity everyone reciprocates to it, and
it'll settle for that as long as it gets some attention. A bullet to
its head is a sure fire way to end the misery, and I'll bet its family
would be more than willing to assist.
SEAL
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