Earthquake Predictions

"Dally" wrote in message

> David Cohen wrote:
>
>> 1) Despite our own needs at home for $billions to recover from the
>> hurricanes, we will send some absurdly large amount of money and supplies
>> to the Asian nations affected by the earthquake.
>>
>> 2) It will be completely unappreciated.
>
> 3) Bush will declare that God got Osama bin Laden for him because he has
> good intelligence that he was encamped in a girl's school that was
> crushed.
>
> 4) No >6' body, however, will be produced.
>

But will they find weapons of mass distruction?

> Dally
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"Dally" wrote
> David Cohen wrote:
>
>> 1) Despite our own needs at home for $billions to recover from the
>> hurricanes, we will send some absurdly large amount of money and supplies
>> to the Asian nations affected by the earthquake.
>>
>> 2) It will be completely unappreciated.
>
> 3) Bush will declare that God got Osama bin Laden for him because he has
> good intelligence that he was encamped in a girl's school that was
> crushed.
>
> 4) No >6' body, however, will be produced.

Good thing I'm the one living in the gambling capitol of the world, and not
you.

You'd be broke.

David
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WooferBearATL wrote:
> "Dally" wrote in message
>
>> David Cohen wrote:
>>
>>> 1) Despite our own needs at home for $billions to recover from the
>>> hurricanes, we will send some absurdly large amount of money and
>>> supplies to the Asian nations affected by the earthquake.
>>>
>>> 2) It will be completely unappreciated.
>>
>> 3) Bush will declare that God got Osama bin Laden for him because he
>> has good intelligence that he was encamped in a girl's school that
>> was crushed.
>>
>> 4) No >6' body, however, will be produced.
>>
>
> But will they find weapons of mass distruction?
>
>> Dally

Kerry thought they were in Iraq. Maybe he could fine these...
--
-Larry

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ourselves." Hugh Beyer
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"Dally" wrote in message

> David Cohen wrote:
>
> > 1) Despite our own needs at home for $billions to recover from the
> > hurricanes, we will send some absurdly large amount of money and
supplies to
> > the Asian nations affected by the earthquake.
> >
> > 2) It will be completely unappreciated.
>
> 3) Bush will declare that God got Osama bin Laden for him because he has
> good intelligence that he was encamped in a girl's school that was
crushed.
>

4) Liberals will claim Bush did it. Having missed the poor in NO, he went
after 3rd world poor.

5) Ted Kennedy will sober up enough to demand a billion dollar
investigation.


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On Sun, 9 Oct 2005 22:56:49 -0700, "Larry Hodges"
wrote:

>Kerry thought they were in Iraq. Maybe he could fine these...
>--

The "Bush catchall". When faced with indisputable logic, bring up
Clinton, Gore, or Kerry.
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In article ,
"David Cohen" wrote:

> 1) Despite our own needs at home for $billions to recover from the
> hurricanes, we will send some absurdly large amount of money and supplies to
> the Asian nations affected by the earthquake.
>
> 2) It will be completely unappreciated.

You forgot 3, which is some how the earthquake was our fault.

>
> David
>
>

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WillBrink wrote:
> In article ,
> "David Cohen" wrote:
>
>
>>1) Despite our own needs at home for $billions to recover from the
>>hurricanes, we will send some absurdly large amount of money and supplies to
>>the Asian nations affected by the earthquake.
>>
>>2) It will be completely unappreciated.
>
>
> You forgot 3, which is some how the earthquake was our fault.

Pun intended?

Dally
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In article , Dally
wrote:

> WillBrink wrote:
> > In article ,
> > "David Cohen" wrote:
> >
> >
> >>1) Despite our own needs at home for $billions to recover from the
> >>hurricanes, we will send some absurdly large amount of money and supplies
> >>to
> >>the Asian nations affected by the earthquake.
> >>
> >>2) It will be completely unappreciated.
> >
> >
> > You forgot 3, which is some how the earthquake was our fault.
>
> Pun intended?
>
> Dally

Damn your good! I missed that.
And I like puns......
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson
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"You forgot 3, which is some how the earthquake was our fault. "

Well it was. God was sending us the message. Ever'one else was just
collateral damage.
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"David Cohen" wrote in message

> 1) Despite our own needs at home for $billions to recover from the
> hurricanes, we will send some absurdly large amount of money and supplies
> to the Asian nations affected by the earthquake.
>
> 2) It will be completely unappreciated.
>
> David
Compare the casualty figures and the damage. In any case, we are still quite
well off compared to most of Asia, and we have important political and
economic interests in the affected areas. As far as appreciation, how do you
know it is not appreciated?
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On 10 Oct 2005 16:49:45 -0700, wrote:

>Well it was. God was sending us the message. Ever'one else was just
>collateral damage.

If there was a god, and he sent you a message, you wouldn't sit down
for a week.
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On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 22:29:09 -0400, JMW wrote:

>Like telling us where Osama bin Laden and Ayman al-Zawahiri are
>hiding?

Why help the chimp? He's a total failure, and if he catches him, he'll
just be a partial failure.
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On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 02:52:34 GMT, "David Cohen"
wrote:

>That would be nice. Might get them on George Bush's Christmas list.

You think he's smart enough to write one? I know he still believes in
Santa clause, but writing is beyond his capabilitys. As evidence I
offer up a challenge. Can you produce one original idea he has
presented to congress? Just ONE BILL he wrote? Naw, I thought not...
(not arguing with you, just backing you up)
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