Bowflex Owners Keep Dogs Imprisoned

David Cohen wrote:
> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote
> > David Cohen wrote:
> >> Something.
> >>
> >> Dogs are incredibly social, emotional, animals. Their psychological
> >> health
> >> is more important than their physical. I, and most dogs I suspect, would
> >> rather see a dog have a slightly shorter, happy. life, than an
> >> emotionally
> >> sterile, longer, life.
> >
> > Well, in stark contrast to Dally's retarded neighbors, I took Mo to a
> > New Year's Eve party with me. She had a great time, and met another
> > dog, a couple of cats, and several people. There were a couple of tiffs
> > with the other dog, who attacked her in a sad little attempt at a
> > dominance display (you can't really blame her, it was her house.) I
> > was a little concerned that it might turn into a real fight, but once
> > they got it settled who was bigger and stronger (Mo, of course), they
> > got along fine. I'd much rather let her play and be social, even though
> > I know there's a risk of injury.
>
> OH MY GAWD!!! She might have picked up a flea! Or a hair ball!! Or got drunk
> and tried to drive!!!
>
> Are you CRAZY?!?!

Relax, dude. She only had a few sips of beer. Not nearly enough to
affect her driving skills.
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Lee Michaels wrote:

> from the passsenger seat.

The passsenger seat? Hey, Lee, another misPelling or is that a
misSpelling?

(Yeah, I snipped it all. You can *imagine* what it looked like.)

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"geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> David Cohen wrote:
>> "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote
>> > David Cohen wrote:
>> >> Something.
>> >>
>> >> Dogs are incredibly social, emotional, animals. Their psychological
>> >> health
>> >> is more important than their physical. I, and most dogs I suspect,
>> >> would
>> >> rather see a dog have a slightly shorter, happy. life, than an
>> >> emotionally
>> >> sterile, longer, life.
>> >
>> > Well, in stark contrast to Dally's retarded neighbors, I took Mo to a
>> > New Year's Eve party with me. She had a great time, and met another
>> > dog, a couple of cats, and several people. There were a couple of tiffs
>> > with the other dog, who attacked her in a sad little attempt at a
>> > dominance display (you can't really blame her, it was her house.) I
>> > was a little concerned that it might turn into a real fight, but once
>> > they got it settled who was bigger and stronger (Mo, of course), they
>> > got along fine. I'd much rather let her play and be social, even though
>> > I know there's a risk of injury.
>>
>> OH MY GAWD!!! She might have picked up a flea! Or a hair ball!! Or got
>> drunk
>> and tried to drive!!!
>>
>> Are you CRAZY?!?!
>
> Relax, dude. She only had a few sips of beer. Not nearly enough to
> affect her driving skills.
>

Good one geek girl.

Reminds me of that gag done years ago with a dog. This guy built a car that
allowed him to drive the car from the passsenger seat. And had his dog
pretend to drive the car with sunglasses on. When asked why the dog (driver)
wore sunglasses, he told them that the dog was blind!

It got a lot of responses. I saw it on more than one show..It looked pretty
convincing too. Some people have entirely too much time on their hands.
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"JMW" <jmw.TakeThisOut@event.horizon> wrote in message
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> Stephen <Steelystephen.TakeThisOut@coldmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Dr. Dickie wrote:
> >> My Maincoon simply MUST have some of the turkey.
> >
> >I'm not sure if all Maincoons are the same but a friend has one of those
> >cats and it is at least twice as large as the next next biggest cat I
> >have ever seen. He's not fat at all but he is just huge, big feet, big
> >head and a very deep meow. He's more the size of a bobcat than a
> >domestic cat. He's the only one I have seen so maybe he just got hit by
> >a radioactive cloud or something.
>
> Our Maine Coon isn't nearly that big ... but he is half again as big
> as our Russian Blues:
>
> http://www.rustyiron.net/maxx01.jpg
>
> He really isn't that interested in "people food." Mostly, he just
> gobbles down the Iams kibble. If he wants some meat, he simply goes
> and kills it. He does that a lot.

Very nice.

The occasional dead rat is usually offered to us (in fair exchange for
turkey--he can't seem to find any wild around here!)



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Skepticult member in good standing #394-00596-438
Poking kooks with a pointy stick.
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries,
is not 'Eureka!' ('I found it!'), but rather 'hmm....that's funny...'"
- Isaac Asimov
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"Curt James" <curtjames.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Lee Michaels wrote:
>
>> from the passsenger seat.
>
> The passsenger seat? Hey, Lee, another misPelling or is that a
> misSpelling?
>
> (Yeah, I snipped it all. You can *imagine* what it looked like.)
>
It must be Curt James crawling out of the bozo bin.

As for the mispellings, etc, that has been covered before.

Not that you care.

Back into the bozo bin for you.
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"geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote
> David Cohen wrote:
>> Something.
>>
>> Dogs are incredibly social, emotional, animals. Their psychological
>> health
>> is more important than their physical. I, and most dogs I suspect, would
>> rather see a dog have a slightly shorter, happy. life, than an
>> emotionally
>> sterile, longer, life.
>
> Well, in stark contrast to Dally's retarded neighbors, I took Mo to a
> New Year's Eve party with me. She had a great time, and met another
> dog, a couple of cats, and several people. There were a couple of tiffs
> with the other dog, who attacked her in a sad little attempt at a
> dominance display (you can't really blame her, it was her house.) I
> was a little concerned that it might turn into a real fight, but once
> they got it settled who was bigger and stronger (Mo, of course), they
> got along fine. I'd much rather let her play and be social, even though
> I know there's a risk of injury.

OH MY GAWD!!! She might have picked up a flea! Or a hair ball!! Or got drunk
and tried to drive!!!

Are you CRAZY?!?!

David
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Lee Michaels <leemichaels*nadaspam*@comcast.net> wrote:

>crawling out of the bozo bin.
>
>As for the mispellings, etc, that has been cov<snip>

Well, at least you got ONE thing right. Sorta.

HEY, J M WHAT-A-WASTE-OF-TIME! YOU SEE HOW MUCH PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION
TO YOUR TROLL FAQ, BUDDY? AHAHAHH!

HANNY, WHO'S A LOSER? JMW AND HIS TROLL FAQ WHICH, APPARENTLY, OL' LEE
MICHAELS OF MIS-*PEL*ING FAME DOESN'T READ!!!

Just sayin'.

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On 5 Jan 2006 08:48:56 -0800, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant.RemoveThis@gmail.com>
wrote:

> I'd much rather let her play and be social, even though
>I know there's a risk of injury.

Wait until she gets her balls ripped off, it won't be so funny then.
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On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 19:09:49 GMT, "David Cohen"
<sammiesdad DeleteThis @earthlink.net> wrote:

>OH MY GAWD!!! She might have picked up a flea! Or a hair ball!!

Or gotten worms from that hooker.
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On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 19:35:08 -0500, Curt James <cwj111.DeleteThis@psu.edu> wrote:

>Lee Michaels <leemichaels*nadaspam*@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>>crawling out of the bozo bin.
>>
>>As for the mispellings, etc, that has been cov<snip>
>
>Well, at least you got ONE thing right. Sorta.
>
>HEY, J M WHAT-A-WASTE-OF-TIME! YOU SEE HOW MUCH PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION
>TO YOUR TROLL FAQ, BUDDY? AHAHAHH!
>
>HANNY, WHO'S A LOSER? JMW AND HIS TROLL FAQ WHICH, APPARENTLY, OL' LEE
>MICHAELS OF MIS-*PEL*ING FAME DOESN'T READ!!!
>
>Just sayin'.

What are you bitchin' about geek-boy? Nobody loves me anymore, and I'm
in everyones killfiles. Bo hoo hoo, I long for the days you used to
taunt me Cunt.
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Stephen <Steelystephen.RemoveThis@coldmail.com> wrote in news:ERkuf.30789$6K2.8883
@edtnps90:

> Dally wrote:
>> Just to clarify, the dog doesn't eat food while we're in the room, just
>> unattended food. And sometimes things we don't think of as food, like
>> wrapped Christmas presents (that turn out to contain food) or the
>> Gingerbread house (we thought of as decoration) and, of course, fruit
>> cake. (I have to admit to being relieved that she ate it, not me.)
>
> I have an odd tradition of eating my favourite aunts christmas cake with
> tea for breakfast every christmas day. It's really very good but I
> never even think of eating it any other time even if it is in front of me.
>
> Yogi would have to get an ass whoopin' if he ate my christmas breakfast.
> We'd both hate that.
>
> Stephen Nishio
>
>

One Christmas, we had all the Christmas presents in a basket waiting to go
under the tree. Our dog dug down through the presents, pulled out the one
with his name on it, opened it, and enjoyed the contents. Just couldn't wait
for Christmas, I guess.

But I still don't know how he learned to read his name.

Hugh


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Hugh Beyer wrote:

> Stephen <Steelystephen DeleteThis @coldmail.com> wrote in news:ERkuf.30789$6K2.8883
>>Yogi would have to get an ass whoopin' if he ate my christmas breakfast.
>> We'd both hate that.
>
> One Christmas, we had all the Christmas presents in a basket waiting to go
> under the tree. Our dog dug down through the presents, pulled out the one
> with his name on it, opened it, and enjoyed the contents. Just couldn't wait
> for Christmas, I guess.
>
> But I still don't know how he learned to read his name.

That's simple, it's on his collar!

With my last dog, a Stafforshire terrier, I used to wrap milk bones in
the bits of wrapping paper left over from gifts and sprinkle them around
the tree on christmas morning. She would carefully unwrap them one at a
time, discard the paper and eat the cookie. Sometimes she'd toss one at
me.

Yogi just doesn't have those kind of smarts. At first he struggled with
the wrapping and then after he'd eaten a couple with the paper on he
decided they weren't ready. He looked at me like I was playing a mean
trick on him and I had to unwrap them for him. He's a Golden, more or
less, you see. Really nice, but he is never going to college. We've
had to accept that.

Stephen Nishio --> but I wrapped and unwrapped his bones. Who's the idiot?
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Stephen <Steelystephen RemoveThis @coldmail.com> wrote in news:OFnvf.30139$km.22232
@edtnps89:

> Yogi just doesn't have those kind of smarts. At first he struggled with
> the wrapping and then after he'd eaten a couple with the paper on he
> decided they weren't ready. He looked at me like I was playing a mean
> trick on him and I had to unwrap them for him. He's a Golden, more or
> less, you see. Really nice, but he is never going to college. We've
> had to accept that.
>

LOL. If a dog is courageous, loving, fun, and loyal, what more do you want?
It is for lesser dogs to be clever.

Hugh


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